would die for a cherry limeade

yes it is an unfortunate username , any prns , my name is vivi and posts are tagged with 'vivi speaks'

[drefvalentine]

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

[stuffdalpaca]

kai in ytts is pretty good at clearing sara and joe’s suspicions of him but then with other characters he just casually lets slip that he was forced to drink poison as a child and shit like this guy Does Not Care

[stuffdalpaca]

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[bendingsignpost]

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

[sorosilicates]

unfridge your wives 2020

[phaethy]

unfridge your wives 2022

[featheredcritter]

[probuccalfat1]

this community has weird dark vibes lately

[cellyhwondertainment]

its all rhe ******* and )****(

[probuccalfat1]

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

[tooquirkytolose]

Wonder what its like to be an actor with a modest amount of roles under your belt, not very well known outside of maybe theater. And then you get a role in some random little pirate show And BAM teenagers online start referring to you as their little meow meow, their scrunkly little blorbo, their manwhore malewife

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[nflstreet]

[filmnoirsbian]

Summer haters are like "idk why people statistically feel better and happier when the weather is warm and the sun is out I personally love feeling like I'm one lost sock away from hypothermia."

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone disagreeing w this post should be shipped to Antarctica. Love and light 💟

[ghoul-wizard]

Hey man I'm sorry but

*discards you to the graveyard to activate a stronger effect*

[keyboard-dick]

re reading my old posts is so odd. i can't even understand what im saying half the time

[queenungraceful]

[omghotmemes]

Congrats!

[shaluraaa]

squit

[seffien]

[cambriancutie]

grallie (green callie)

[ghostpotion]

He’s everything to me