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@keymanfromthesdn
Good morning or Good afternoon.
More and more of my coworkers have been getting on this app and I wanted to see what all the fuss is about. I'm Keyman or Key btw, I'm a hero at the SDN and I enjoy listening to things. I hope I get to listen to you. [ OOC : Wack sentence swtg ]
New Tag Game!✨
@red-ring-robert-robertson-iii @swiftasthenight @nahual-bitch @frosted-hero @spiteofgloves3 @veil-sdn Template: 🔽🔽🔽🔽
[Art made by @tatersdoesstuff! The original art can be found here!]
Tagging: @robertathefirst @biohazardsinmyblood @flam-bae
[Art belongs to @hedgehog-igel]
Tagging: @grannys-employee-chase @mechadickthethird @mechamanthethird
(mod didn't forget they made this. totally.)
tagging (feel free to ignore): @batmanz @swiftasthenight @thefireandtheflame and anyone who wants to do it idk
"These are intriguing. Fun to pass the time."
" had to think bout this one. "
[ sorry im late 💔 tags : @maho-from-torrents @musique-sdn-dispatchoc ]
Guys life's a bitch and I got dragged to hell BUT IM BACK AND SLIGHTLY BETTER
Hey do you want anything from bureau of burgers?
-@maho-from-torrents
" Aye I'm alright, goin' 8 this time so can't eat yet. Thank ye though Mar Mar :] "
This is just for fun!
Royal Visionary (Male)
Born in France, 1432, you were a prince with a mind for innovation. You dreamed of changing your kingdom for the better, creating schools, gardens, and inventions that amazed your people. Your intelligence and foresight made you a beloved ruler, and your elegance and charisma left a lasting impression on history.
Born in France, 1432, you were a prince with a mind for innovation. You dreamed of changing your kingdom for the better, creating schools, gardens, and inventions that amazed your people. Your intelligence and foresight made you a beloved ruler, and your elegance and charisma left a lasting impression on history.
/starting one of these for once. No pressure on the tagging btw! If you don’t wish to participate don’t, if you do, do! (This applies to blogs that aren’t tagged too. Feel free to join!)
Tagging: @pupmech @myfunnyvalentine333 @humka-sdn @swiftasthenight
thank you so so so so so so very much for tagging me!!!! i appreciate it deeply as always :] probably won't tag anyone until later on maybe?? - me, as the creator, got fierce gladiator ( male ) //
The Lovesick Soul ( Male )
Born in France, 1765, you were a hopeless romantic who fell deeply in love with a woman you could never have. Your heart ached every day, and most of the time you would sit by yourself, staring at the countryside and watching the seasons change, lost in thoughts of her. Slowly, your love for life’s simple beauties grew, you began caring deeply for animals and devoted your days to looking after them. People admired your gentleness, compassion, and the quiet melancholy that seemed to follow you everywhere. Even in sorrow, your heart was full of love and empathy, leaving a lasting impression on anyone who crossed your path.
does this fit my robert? did we get mixed up? who knows! //
tagging: @bubblepopelectricdreams @keymanfromthesdn @punchingyerdick
Wise Philosopher (Male)
Born in Greece, 372 BCE, you spent your life in pursuit of wisdom. You traveled from city to city, questioning rulers, teaching students, and writing profound works that would influence generations. People came to you for advice and enlightenment, and your curiosity and clarity of thought were unmatched.
" always knew I was meant to be a man. "
Tags : @maho-from-torrents @sdnsmediamanager
I wanted to make a key beef because all the other versions of beef are so cute, all credit for the different beefs goes to @sdnsmediamanager lemme know if u want me to delete this as well ]]
Imma add it to the beef canvas :DD//
WHEHEYYYYY ! 💪💪💪💪 ]]
" ITS BAT MAN- "
` Key places a tiny tiara on top of Batmans head `
*is just standing there not amused*
....really
" I had too Mr. Batman- "
` She's trying her hardest not to giggle `
*he sighs into his hand*
Uh huh
" At least ye look prettyyyy "
I wanted to make a key beef because all the other versions of beef are so cute, all credit for the different beefs goes to @sdnsmediamanager lemme know if u want me to delete this as well ]]
" ITS BAT MAN- "
` Key places a tiny tiara on top of Batmans head `
*is just standing there not amused*
....really
" I had too Mr. Batman- "
` She's trying her hardest not to giggle `
so you’re like, dead, and your soul’s fucking funky
what’s funky about it
Your soul is... Alluring
It draws attention from every corner of the ether... People come from far and wide to marvel at it. Statues, clay figurines, portraits are made in its likeness... Songs are written of its beauty and splendor. Every day it is greeted by hoards of ceaseless, staring eyes. Every day it is treated with visits from its enamored guest. You try with all your might to communicate with them. To engage with them. To be more to them than an object on display- unthinking, unfeeling. They can not hear you.
honestly was not expecting that one
Got tagged by @sdnshouldpaymemore
aight
@only-in-torrence @keymanfromthesdn @rushlineracer
Your soul is. . . Splintered
Somewhere along the way you've been harmed. Thin fractures wrap across your soul like ancient withered marble. Perhaps we will never find the cause of such harm... but what is important is that you are safe from it, now; preserved eternally. Examined closely, but never touched. The wounds hurt, but you do not tell. There is no salve in the world that could rid you of them. Not anymore.
" not surprising, I've always been a splinter. "
Tagging : @musique-sdn-dispatchoc @batboner69
More Dispatch anti-ICE art!!!
I recieved a lot of love on the last one, thank you guys so much!! These are really fun to make, I entered a flow state making this one while listening to Primer 55.
Here's a sketch based on a suggestion by videogamesarecool! I might actually finish it cause it turned out really good. :)
KIKI ADRIEN’S AWAKE
-@maho-from-torrents
" Good, send them my best regards and let em know I'm here. "
Hello Hero!
Have you been looking to move up in the SDN Chain? If so, I have just the proposition for you! Currently our INTEL Unit is looking for recruits!
Interested? Put in an application today with us at @sdn-intel
" Uh, gotta say no to ye cause I'm apart of the Z-Team. "
My partners are too tall for me to kiss them what do I do
" Robert, listen to me carefully as there is no other way. . . Lunge and aim for their heads. "
Are you. Telling me to jump my partners?
" Yes I am. Yer skinny enough for it not to affect them ! "
....
Pro: They'd probably catch me
Con: I could jump to high and get impaled on horns.
" yeahhhhhhh, ye think ye can jump that high ? I mean Mal's pretty tall. "
Yeah I can watch
" huh- OH JAYSUS- "
Boiouiioiiung
" wait I forgot ye weigh like 4 grapes. "
I weight at least seven grapes ☝️
" ah yes, clearly a significant more amount of weight ☝️ "
It is because what if they're three extra really big grapes..
" Rob Rob, how long it been since ye slept last ? Cause I don't know any grapes big enough to knock me over "
Uhhh
I slept for like an hour today
Didn't sleep night before..
Not asleep now
" . . . "
" Ye one of the Roberts with a bed ?. . . "
` Key is actively reaching for her phone `
Its not MY bed but yeah
" Okay good, Ye should go sleep then. "
I did 👍
And am
I keep falling asleep periodically
" Try not to fall asleep on an incline is all I gotta say, hurts like a BITCH when ye wake up 💔 "
Everything hurts when I wake up regardless <3
" Dear god Rob Rob, I think I still got some of that joint pain cream Punch gave me and. . . AHA ! A coupon for a free chiropractor visit- here, ye can have it. "
Nah, it's not that kind of pain. It's part of me.
" Ah. I see. "
My partners are too tall for me to kiss them what do I do
" Robert, listen to me carefully as there is no other way. . . Lunge and aim for their heads. "
Are you. Telling me to jump my partners?
" Yes I am. Yer skinny enough for it not to affect them ! "
....
Pro: They'd probably catch me
Con: I could jump to high and get impaled on horns.
" yeahhhhhhh, ye think ye can jump that high ? I mean Mal's pretty tall. "
Yeah I can watch
" huh- OH JAYSUS- "
Boiouiioiiung
" wait I forgot ye weigh like 4 grapes. "
I weight at least seven grapes ☝️
" ah yes, clearly a significant more amount of weight ☝️ "
It is because what if they're three extra really big grapes..
" Rob Rob, how long it been since ye slept last ? Cause I don't know any grapes big enough to knock me over "
Uhhh
I slept for like an hour today
Didn't sleep night before..
Not asleep now
" . . . "
" Ye one of the Roberts with a bed ?. . . "
` Key is actively reaching for her phone `
Its not MY bed but yeah
" Okay good, Ye should go sleep then. "
I did 👍
And am
I keep falling asleep periodically
" Try not to fall asleep on an incline is all I gotta say, hurts like a BITCH when ye wake up 💔 "
Everything hurts when I wake up regardless <3
" Dear god Rob Rob, I think I still got some of that joint pain cream Punch gave me and. . . AHA ! A coupon for a free chiropractor visit- here, ye can have it. "
My partners are too tall for me to kiss them what do I do
" Robert, listen to me carefully as there is no other way. . . Lunge and aim for their heads. "
Are you. Telling me to jump my partners?
" Yes I am. Yer skinny enough for it not to affect them ! "
....
Pro: They'd probably catch me
Con: I could jump to high and get impaled on horns.
" yeahhhhhhh, ye think ye can jump that high ? I mean Mal's pretty tall. "
Yeah I can watch
" huh- OH JAYSUS- "
Boiouiioiiung
" wait I forgot ye weigh like 4 grapes. "
I weight at least seven grapes ☝️
" ah yes, clearly a significant more amount of weight ☝️ "
It is because what if they're three extra really big grapes..
" Rob Rob, how long it been since ye slept last ? Cause I don't know any grapes big enough to knock me over "
Uhhh
I slept for like an hour today
Didn't sleep night before..
Not asleep now
" . . . "
" Ye one of the Roberts with a bed ?. . . "
` Key is actively reaching for her phone `
Its not MY bed but yeah
" Okay good, Ye should go sleep then. "
I did 👍
And am
I keep falling asleep periodically
" Try not to fall asleep on an incline is all I gotta say, hurts like a BITCH when ye wake up 💔 "
My partners are too tall for me to kiss them what do I do
" Robert, listen to me carefully as there is no other way. . . Lunge and aim for their heads. "
Are you. Telling me to jump my partners?
" Yes I am. Yer skinny enough for it not to affect them ! "
....
Pro: They'd probably catch me
Con: I could jump to high and get impaled on horns.
" yeahhhhhhh, ye think ye can jump that high ? I mean Mal's pretty tall. "
Yeah I can watch
" huh- OH JAYSUS- "
Boiouiioiiung
" wait I forgot ye weigh like 4 grapes. "
I weight at least seven grapes ☝️
" ah yes, clearly a significant more amount of weight ☝️ "
It is because what if they're three extra really big grapes..
" Rob Rob, how long it been since ye slept last ? Cause I don't know any grapes big enough to knock me over "
Uhhh
I slept for like an hour today
Didn't sleep night before..
Not asleep now
" . . . "
" Ye one of the Roberts with a bed ?. . . "
` Key is actively reaching for her phone `
Its not MY bed but yeah
" Okay good, Ye should go sleep then. "
