Kgnawwxe

It’s pronounced Nox

[kgnawwxe]

i will curse ben shapiro to speak in only simlish as soon as i get my license

[kgnawwxe]

why is it that in among us, if you falsely accuse someone you get voted off, but in real life trump and his lackeys accuse biden of election fraud, corruption, and so much more and not get thrown into the vaccum of space?

[kgnawwxe]

when you’re from greece and are pro guns

“ammo ammo”

[kgnawwxe]

i just remembered that i used to have a phobia of wasps but then for multiple days at school a wasp followed me around and literally came over to me if i called it and its probably something to do with pheromones or something but it did get rid of my fear of wasps and it did leave when i was no longer afraid so uhhhh...

therapy wasp?

[kgnawwxe]

I downloaded a new keyboard, here are the highlights.

(You may have to zoom in)

Feet 𓂽𓂻

Dudes 𓀀𓀒𓀐𓀑𓀗𓀛𓀤𓀡𓀠𓀦𓀨𓀫

Frog 𓆏

hehe 𓂸

Animals 𓃒𓃗𓃘𓃚𓃝𓃰𓃱𓃻𓄁𓄂𓄇𓅋

This absolute madman riding 2 giraffes at the same time 𓀬

Teeth 𓂏

Sick ass Tibetan symbols ༆༺༻ ༊ ༕ ༒ ༑ ༗ ༖ ࿃ ྿ ࿏ ࿐ ࿑ ࿄ ࿆ ࿊

This face 〠

This (number?) system ᚛ ᚁᚆᚋᚐᚕᚖᚗᚘᚙᚚ᚜

Pac man ᱝ - - - - - ●

(+ literally every other thing you can ever type in any language on any keyboard ever in all of history including hyroglyphs, runic, and dead languages)

[kgnawwxe]

I feel bad for aromantics bc they have to deal with every single song/movie/book having the message of:

“(romantic) Love is great and powerful and the best and if you don’t have love you’re the villain and evil and bad”

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

Eat food!

[kgnawwxe]

𓉖 𓉘𓉝

[ryebreadgf]

women be looking at pictures of their childhood selves and trying to find a way back to them

[kgnawwxe]

Tags: am I woman

Me: listen dude i gotta figure it out for myself first

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[kgnawwxe]

I feel like this is a personal attack, my search history is nothing but random bullshit, game wikis, and femboy hentai

[blookmallow]

shout out to this girl just making copies of melons

[kgnawwxe]

This conveys and emotion that I have a deep understanding of but cannot describe and thusly, by definition, is modern art

[gaynonbinarytheaterkid]

there’s really no “passing” when you’re nb, it’s more like “aiming for confusion”

[xerneas--anti]

i get top notch euphoria when people have to ask my gender

[theeyesofmymother]

top notch euphoria was a child asking if i was a sir or ma'am and two people beside the child answering at the same time, loudly, and very sure of themselves, “sir” and “ma'am.”

[kgnawwxe]

When you stop being confused about your gender you have to rebalance the universe with more confusion

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[kgnawwxe]

The werewolf is the guy from the hacksmiths

[kgnawwxe]

*ships straight couple in a gay way*

[kgnawwxe]

Are you looking for a new game to play?

Are you also looking to question if you’re actually just hallucinating the game that you’re playing?

Well boy, do I have the game for you!

Please play rain world, and go in blind

It’s like 20 bucks on most platforms

It was very entertaining , a cool little game with an interesting and beautiful artstyle at first glance, but once you get to a certain point in the game it gets wild. You begin to realize that there is so much to do, to see, to explore in this (rain) world. There is so much hidden lore and details that most will never even begin to touch.

But the reason I am writing this is because the ending just fucked me up. Seriously, GO IN BLIND. I don’t think that there is enough lore in the entire world to explain what the fuck I just saw.

TLDR: Play Rain World, go in blind, it will be alright at first but then it becomes one of the best games I’ve ever played

Also it’s like really fucking hard but there is an easy mode

Edit: oh yeah IGN gave it like a 6.3 and I will never forgive them for it. I doubt the reviewer made it past the first area much less experienced what the fuck happens at the end

[pukicho]

What's the coolest thing you own?

Probably my UDO super 6 which I had to ship in over the ocean since they’re still not being sold here in America, and it sounds sexy as hell

[kgnawwxe]

Mom I’m first mom I did it I would like to thank the academy and me and my fans and oh no oh boy oh jeez I took too long on golly gosh jeepers oh no

[kgnawwxe]

I’m either high or the passage of time is actually complex as fuck.

So, take a second dimensional character, like a stick man or something, and imaging it running from one side of a screen to the other. Now imagine taking every single frame of that animation and putting it in one big brick. What you’ve created is a 3 dimensional visualisation of time.

The first and second dimensions are easy, you know them by now. The third dimension however, we’ve swapped out. Instead of depth we’ve replace it with time. You can now imagine the passage of time as the point of the stickman’s view moving in the 3rd dimension down the Time Brick™

The law of the conservation of momentum says that if something is stopped, you have to push it to get it moving, and it won’t stop unless you stop it (but like sciencey n stuff). It’s pretty simple, a ball needs to be pushed to roll down a hill, and it’ll stop when it hits a wall.

But what, pray tell, GOT TIME MOVING

The stickman is moving in the 3rd dimension so something must’ve pushed it. And if we scale this up a dimension, what got us moving in the 4th dimension?

Answer? No one fucking knows

TLDR: to start to move through time, you have to be pushed, but what pushed us?

P.S. If the Time Brick™ could hit a Time Wall™, time could just fucking stop

[kgnawwxe]

Another one of my posts is, and I quote

“i just realized egg timers time eggs and are not all egg shaped”

-something that lead to me getting 2 egg timers for Christmas

[kgnawwxe]

I’m either high or the passage of time is actually complex as fuck.

So, take a second dimensional character, like a stick man or something, and imaging it running from one side of a screen to the other. Now imagine taking every single frame of that animation and putting it in one big brick. What you’ve created is a 3 dimensional visualisation of time.

The first and second dimensions are easy, you know them by now. The third dimension however, we’ve swapped out. Instead of depth we’ve replace it with time. You can now imagine the passage of time as the point of the stickman’s view moving in the 3rd dimension down the Time Brick™

The law of the conservation of momentum says that if something is stopped, you have to push it to get it moving, and it won’t stop unless you stop it (but like sciencey n stuff). It’s pretty simple, a ball needs to be pushed to roll down a hill, and it’ll stop when it hits a wall.

But what, pray tell, GOT TIME MOVING

The stickman is moving in the 3rd dimension so something must’ve pushed it. And if we scale this up a dimension, what got us moving in the 4th dimension?

Answer? No one fucking knows

TLDR: to start to move through time, you have to be pushed, but what pushed us?

P.S. If the Time Brick™ could hit a Time Wall™, time could just fucking stop