A Far Off Memory

An incorrect quotes blog for Kingdom Hearts! Also a shitpost blog in general! Current mods: Mod Riku, Mod Sora, Mod Terra, and introducing: Mod Ven! 

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Please why does Luke look at Han like he was the first attractive man he ever saw? 😀

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Riku, to Sora: Hello my love. I mean, my rival.

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Just another day in OrgXII

Xion: I can fight!

Vanitas: Forgive me, but you don't look the type.

Roxas: *mumble* Says the guy in skirt...

Vanitas, offended: It's a combat skirt!

Repliku, appeared out nowhere: Yeah!!!

Vanitas and Repliku: *high-fiving each other*

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Riku: After all, I am the fan favourite

Sora, tearing up: Objection, you bitch!

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Ventus: [does strike raid]

Vanitas: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT KEYBLADE, YA MOM'S A HOE

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Riku: I like everything about my husband. What I don't like about him is that he throws out stuff too easily

Roxas: yet he still managed to keep you around when he throws out a lot of things

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Xemnas: I should've left you on that street corner where I found you

Lea: but you didn't

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Riku: Are you flirting or just being nice?

Sora: Bold of you to assume I know the difference

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Xehanort: I regret making you

Vanitas: Then get rid of me, pussy

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I was just looking through the tag then i saw your header picture and i needed to do a double take

>:3c

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Sora, laying with Riku: So, how did you become an enemy of the state?

Riku: Well, it all started in the summer of '86--

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Isa: Everyone here, present company included, has considered killing me.

Lea: If it makes you feel any better, I haven't considered killing you in months.

Isa: ...a little bit

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Xehanort, telling Riku to give into the darkness: aren’t you tired of being nice?

Xehanort: don’t you want to go ape shitt?

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Vanitas, happily taking a throwing dart: I didn't think you were gonna listen to me! Usually people don't give me sharp things, because of my mental state!

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Ventus: This is my brother, Vanitas. He means well.

Vanitas: I do not mean well, I'll crush your bones

Ventus: He means well.

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Riku: Sora, I don't think we should cook the candy bars--

Sora: Back off, I know what I'm doing.

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Riku: You can't catch me, Gay Thoughts!

Ansem, possessing him: Oh yes we can