Khaleesi-Swift

"If you want to go to heaven you should fuck me tonight."  Khaleesi - Team Advanced Placement 2015. Lover of beautiful things, people, and places.  Resident inappropiate friend.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[princ3sa-anisa]

And then she fucked him

[mysharona1987]

Would most Americans have a problem with this, though?

I mean, at this point? Really?

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[dailyswiftgifs]

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

[serenity-made-visible]

No but you don’t understand how hard I laughed at this.

[feministism]

[bananaofswift]

[hashbrownswift]

ok but what the fuck is tree doing lol

[illbethebryncess]

Tree in first gif: OH NO THERE CAN BE NO PROOF THAT TAYLOR DRINKS ALCOHOL

Tree in second gif: oh wait nvm the rep album happened

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[brownsugagoddess-blog]

If you don’t have hoe instincts, then hoeing ain’t for you hun.

[drunkswifts]

[kitqat-deactivated20240524]

[icouldbereadingnow]

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

[youve-got-wings]

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

[tastefullyoffensive]

Happy as a dog in a donut. (via briellewestwood)

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

The worst std is children

[toopettytocare-deactivated20170]

This is offensive and just plain ignorant. My child is not an STD. She’s a fucking miracle and my reason for fighting.

Fuck you.

Asshole.

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

this just might be my favorite tweet ever

[elderitchblaest]

Everybody put you name(s) for Trump in the tags

[cassercole]

toooooo real