cerebro slurgery

I have two hyperfixations; Worm & Dimension 20. I may reblog/post other D&D podcast things too! /18+/ main @a-lactoseintolerant

[artsy-dragon]

In the Rain Wild Chronicles everyone gets to have sex and a good relationship meanwhile Tawny Man is just a one way ticket to situationship psychosisville.

[klamv-art]

Fitz(Chivalry)

You probably can't tell but I tried using a different brush for the rendering and I think I like it!! It gives a very nice painterly texture :D

[milieumarch]

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a book is a fantasy series that had a love triangle and the two men's names were Brashen and Grag. Like yeah, I think Grag has a chance here.

[corrya]

HE WAS MEAN TO BETH!!

[tiredadventurer]

[oatmealdiva]

this is genuinely how i react everytime i see paul robalino

[liamthesnail]

this is one of, if not the best screenshot i've ever gotten from a game changer episode in my entire fucking life

[beguilingcorpse]

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

[orathearsonman]

i love game changer because the most incomprehensible bits will come outta there and i just know im NEVER going to be able to explain “Sepia tone. I’m gonna kill him so much. Al Pacino” to ANYONE

[khepribitch]

I'm finally reading Fool's Assassin and I'm disgruntled by being 69% through and have not seen the fool yet! Lots of other things are happening however. FITZ you IDIOT all those years of assassin training for WHAT??? He's like "if I simply ignore this problem it must not exist" DUMBASS.

I love and would die for Bee. Is she the unexpected Son? Maybe, the other white prophet vision got genders mixed up in the language so idk.

[fitzlover]

Kettricken’s chin trembled and then her face crumpled and she wept as if I were King Verity himself walking toward her.

that's a can of worms to unpack lol

[largegaybird]

Why would I consume new media when I can just listen to the Worm audiobook again?

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[sonypraystation]

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

[slugxcrossing]

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

[xoteria]

ominous……

[mercurial-masonry]

Leave my flesh to the worms. “There is comfort in knowing the bones will win.”

[tragediegh]

It felt only right that my 69th fic for the ROTE fandom would also be an omegaverse one 🥰💛🐺 Happy Sunday!!!!!! They'd be insane in every universe lmfao 😍

Ginger Cakes and Amber

"This isn't about what I want, FitzChivalry," he bit out. "It is about everything that you do not. Please. Do not set me up to compromise you when I am already at my lowest. Go, for the sake of your preferences and my friendship, and do not return until your rut has passed you by."

"My rut?" I was woefully confused and growing irritable about it. More proof that matters had progressed further than I'd thought. "My preferences? Fool, what are you rambling on about? What in the world does any of this mean?"

"I'm in heat," the Fool spat out, agony spiking tightly and painfully in his words. "You need to go, Fitz, because I am in heat, and it will make your rut far worse to be around me. I fear, my friend, that it already has."

When grief precipitates Fitz's first rut following the loss of his beloved companion Nighteyes, he receives comfort from the unlikeliest of sources, or perhaps, the most likely source of all.

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[mcnsieurfeuilly]

top 5 most diabolical robin hobb scene transitions is in City of Dragons right after little phron has been named and malta starts fondly thinking about when selden was a baby and voices how worried she is about him since he’s been missing for so long, to which reyn assures her that selden is tough enough to take care of himself. line break, scene change, hard pivot to selden half alive, deeply traumatized with a hunk of his shoulder missing, about to be turned into a one-man buffet for the duke of chalced.

[pekgna]

In my head I treat Fitz like he treats Nighteyes at the start. Fuck off I know you're cute and funny and so good and it means nothing to me GO AWAYYY