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something that always bothered me about the worm fanfic scene is that they always try to cram everyone together. There's always the scene where taylor meets lisa in a coffee shop or whatever. I get it, it's a fanfic, you can't just make up a character for her to meet.
But one of the things i always liked about worm was that it stayed away from the comic trope of making everyone connected. Like, if Worm was a comic book, Armsmaster would be her teacher, She'd end up being friends with Kid Win, Cherie would attend Winslow, Annette would end up being still alive and a secret agent for Cauldron but with amnesia or something, over-the-top soap opera shit, right?
What I always liked was that in Worm, Taylor's just some girl. She only knows one hero out of costume, and it's the girl who ruined her life. Her dad's just the head of hiring for the union. Her mom was just a college professor. If you asked the mayor about Danny Hebert, he'd say "who?" A lot of fanfics have him be like seinfeldian rivals with the mayor, but like he just writes petitions. If you asked Lustrum about Annette Hebert, she'd have no clue who you're talking about, because Annette was just like a member of her organization.
What I'm trying to stress, is that in superhero comics, everything's connected. Everyone knows everyone. Everyone's a super genius, or met at The Science Expo, or their dad was a famous crime fighter. Comics have all these sorts of big dramatic irony reveals. In comic books, there is never a character who's just some guy.
This sort of thing is great for making everything feel connected, and it's good for keeping out extraneous exposition.
But Worm doesn't do that. It's all just like. They're just regular ass people. Of course they don't know each other. They live in a city with 300 thousand people, none of them would have ever met each other if it weren't for capeshit.
And, I mean, it does remove a lot of the potential for shenanigans but it really does a lot to make everything feel more real.
There's also something there about capeshit being a metaphor for shared trauma where like these people would not know each-other were it not for shared trauma.
The undersiders, the great team, the bestest friend team, they don't meet if not for capeshit. They have no connection to eachother outside this. These are kids who would have never met, they would never have come within 20 degrees of separation were it not for the fact they have powers. This is integral to worm's worldbuilding. It's maybe the closest you ever get to a positive aspect of gaining powers, and yet for so many capes there is no undersiders, just the fighting and loneliness and eventual violent death.
really quick. do u see the vision
Not even big into shipping but like wolfspider is so insane. I understand why smugbug is bigger in the fandom simply cuz the masses are not ready for wolfspider. To understand.
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who wins?
They all have their normal tools, ie Bitch has her dogs, Lisa has her gun, etc
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Foil’s beats up Bitch
Bitch foils Foil
more in reblogs
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Grue leaves Lisa
Lisa grates Grue
The puns are hard okay?
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Parian uh, imposes on Imp
imp punches Parian
I’m not clever
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Alec doesn’t save Skitter
Skitter aovercomes Alec
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Kenzie can stop Capricorn
Capricorn kills Kenzie
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Victoria slaps Sveta
Sveta versus Victoria (that’s the best I had)
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Ashley nukes Natalie
Natalie wins? You think that?
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Rain crushes Chris
Chris rips up Rain
THIS IS POST WITH THE POLLS! ALL 8!
But.. she wants to be a hero :(
this is probably true of most male characters in worm, but i think genderswapped coil would receive vastly more attention on tumblr compared to canon coil. snake woman in a skintight suit who kidnaps girls and keeps them hooked on drugs and... like this is almost too pornographic to post
Lisa discovers Taylor's planning to turn herself in to the PRT post echidna and decides to use her (now bottomless) well of wealth and resources to make sure there's a constant stream of low level threats in the bay. All so Taylor never feels like she has a chance to leave.
18 months and 150 cape mercenary groups later Taylor started to get suspicious. At this point Lisa will have to try really feeding her ecstasy.
Taylor: "hey are you hiring a bunch of people to run around and pretend to be evil so that I don't leave?"
Lisa: "nononono no why would you think that anyway we gotta beat this new secret never heard of before gang led by someone who may or may not be purity's third cousin once removed. we can only beat them by makingout by the w ay"
Taylor realising this is the 3rd villain group she's faced that can only be beaten by fake dating Lisa.
It's funny to me that Miss Militia has this reputation of being a supportive parental figure when the only evidence is Taylor assuming she is while writing her confession letter. This when some of her stand out moments are knowing less about the wards than Armsmaster (didn't know Shadow stalker was still causing problems) and putting a gun in tattletale's mouth.
Realistically if she ends up as Taylor's guardian she's teaching her about the importance of immutable hierarchies and the proper methods of bootlicking (and how to threaten people with firearms but Taylor would like that bit).
Taylor: "wow Miss Militia is so cool and maternal. I'm sure if I joined the wards she would have had my back and supported me. I'm certainly not biased by the loss of a parent and subconsciously seeking a replacement!"
Miss Militia:
Genuinely though it's such a missed opportunity how she's so often portrayed in the fandom, because look at the text! There is not one god damn time where Taylor put her faith in MM that she didn't let her down when it counted. It's no accident that Miss Militia is an indictment of the Captain America archetype - a basically decent and well-meaning person whose allegiance to her institution and hierarchy means that she will always fail the same people that that institution fails. Every time I reread the Tagg arc I come away with blistering contempt for her. She makes Legend look like a paragon of moral courage.
God, if you think this website is the pissing on the poor site, you haven't tried to post on Facebook.
"Prize A and Prize B, despite being related prizes have different rules. Prize A doesn't allow short story collections (with exceptions, such as C and D), while Prize B does. Curious as to why"
--"But OP, wasn't [short story collection] nominated for Prize B?"
--"But OP, didn't [different short story collection] win Prize B? Surely the rules aren't different" [they are]
--"But OP, if you read the rules you would know that while Prize A doesn't allow short story collections it does allow exceptions such as C and D."
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"This work started life as a literary hoax, where the Author was listed as the translator and the Fictional Author was listed as the real author."
--"No it wasn't"
----"Yes it was"
------"You're an idiot that thinks the book was actually written by the Fictional Author"
--"I don't understand. What are you talking about? Work is a novel by the real Author."
----"But it was initially published as being by the Fictional Author."
------"I haven't heard of this so I don't believe you."
And this amongst a group of people who read literary fiction
People love to harp on Taylor for shooting a baby that one time but the secret is she was entirely right to shoot that baby. That baby being kidnapped by a guy who's main hobby is "keeping people aware and trapped in horribly painful time loops until long after the sun goes kaput." Every time Purity shows up she takes the time to look directly into the camera and proclaim her love for That Baby Taylor Shot not just as a mother loving her child, but as a Nazi who viewed that baby as the most inherently perfect, pure thing in a horrible world infested with people who weren't white. And she tried to throw that baby out the damn window. Taylor shooting that baby is really just a Purity L she was tangentially involved in cause what do you mean the teenager you tried to blow up two years ago saves your baby better than you do. L. In terms of net suffering prevented, shooting the baby is like the most moral thing she does in the entire book. It's not even in the top twenty most questionable things Taylor did. It's the easiest trolley problem of all time but, sadly, "Taylor shoots a goddamn baby in the head" is really easy to dumb down for casual reference in a way that stuff like "Taylor played chicken with Triumph's life to make his dad agree to argue against the city's condemnation" just isn't. Anyways this is why the marketplace of ideas sucks.
Most trans women do have harmful patriarchal ideas that they need to unlearn in my experience but those ideas aren’t male entitlement but instead minimizing themselves due to being women. A lot of early transfems have internalized the idea that they have to be meek and hold themselves to unrealistic beauty standards and can’t ever speak up for themselves. The whole “‘male socialization” nonsense has the whole issue backwards. Young transfems need feminism not to minimize themselves more.
YES!!!!!! very very well put!!!!!! it's almost as if women in general under patriarchy internalize misogynistic ideas about womanhood. but no, certainly this is an issue only trans women should need to think about. it's not as if trans women are held to an impossibly high standard of femininity BY many other women... right?
claims of "male socialization" often translate directly to "you aren't quiet and submissive enough for my liking." the misogyny is coming from inside the house
the sea peoples — late bronze age eastern mediterranean, c. 1200-1150 BC
The thing about the Sea Peoples is that they're a problem we made for ourselves and then decided was a problem somebody else made for us, and the structure of how we made the problem is more interesting than any of the answers we've come up with about who they actually were.
Here's the situation. Around 1200 BC, give or take, a bunch of stuff goes wrong all at once in the eastern Mediterranean. The Hittite Empire collapses — Hattusa is abandoned, the royal archive ends mid-sentence, the whole apparatus that ran Anatolia for four centuries just stops. Ugarit, the major coastal trade entrepôt of the northern Levant, is destroyed by fire and never reoccupied; we have a famously panicked tablet from the king there saying "the enemy ships are already here, they have done damage" which got found in the kiln, unfired, because nobody was around to fire it. Mycenaean palace civilization on the Greek mainland collapses — Pylos, Mycenae, Tiryns all destroyed or abandoned within a generation, the Linear B administrative system disappears entirely and Greek-speakers forget how to write for four hundred years. Cyprus's palace economy ends. Most of the Levantine coast is destroyed or depopulated. Egypt holds on but takes serious damage and goes into a slow institutional decline that ends with the Twenty-First Dynasty and the formal end of the New Kingdom about a century later. This is, by any reasonable measure, the largest synchronized civilizational collapse in pre-modern history that we can actually document, and it happens fast — the destructive phase is something like fifty years.
We have one good narrative source for this and it's Egyptian. Specifically it's Ramesses III's mortuary temple at Medinet Habu, on the west bank at Thebes, which has on its outer walls a long pictorial-and-textual account of two big battles Ramesses fought against invaders in his fifth and eighth regnal years (so roughly 1180 and 1177 BC, though the Egyptian chronology has some slack in it). The eighth-year inscription is the famous one, the one everybody knows, and it lists the names of the invaders in a specific formula — "the Peleset, the Tjeker, the Shekelesh, the Denyen, and the Weshesh, lands united" — and it describes a coordinated assault by these groups, by both land and sea, that supposedly destroyed the Hittite Empire and Cyprus and Carchemish and Arzawa and Alashiya before being repelled by Ramesses at the eastern edge of the Delta. The inscription also names the previous wave from Ramesses's fifth year, the "Sherden" and "Lukka" and others, and there are earlier references in Ramesses II's records (Kadesh, sixty years prior) to Sherden mercenaries, and even earlier references in the Amarna correspondence to "Lukka" raiders. So the Egyptians have been seeing these groups for two hundred years before 1177, but at Medinet Habu they're framed as a single coordinated existential threat.
And the Egyptians win. That's the thing the inscription is for. It's a victory monument. Ramesses defeats the assembled hordes at the Delta, captures or kills enormous numbers, settles the survivors as military colonists in Egyptian-controlled Canaan, and saves civilization. The reliefs show him personally shooting arrows from his chariot at people falling out of capsizing boats. It's pharaonic propaganda of an extremely standard kind.
Now. The way Egyptology, and then Mediterranean archaeology generally, ended up reading this for most of the twentieth century, was to take the Medinet Habu inscription at something like face value, and to treat the Sea Peoples as the cause of the Bronze Age collapse — a coordinated barbarian migration, possibly originating in the central Mediterranean or the Aegean, that swept through the eastern Mediterranean destroying the palace civilizations until Egypt finally stopped them, and the names listed at Medinet Habu were taken to identify specific ethnic groups whose movements could be tracked: the Peleset became the Philistines (settling on the southern Levantine coast, giving us the name Palestine), the Sherden became the Sardinians, the Shekelesh became the Sicels (giving us Sicily), the Denyen became either the Greeks (Danaoi) or possibly the Tribe of Dan, the Tjeker maybe the Teucrians, etc. This is the version that ends up in textbooks, the version Robert Drews wrote a famous book about in 1993 (The End of the Bronze Age), the version Eric Cline made into a New York Times bestseller in 2014 with 1177 B.C.: The Year Civilization Collapsed, which is a perfectly good book for what it is but which has the structural problem that it's named after and organized around an event for which we have one (1) actual source, and that source is a piece of pharaonic war propaganda.
This is the part that secretly explains everything about the Sea Peoples problem, which is that the Sea Peoples are an Egyptian source bias. We can name them and group them and tell stories about them because the Egyptians named them and grouped them and told stories about them. But the Egyptians are doing this for Egyptian reasons — Ramesses III needs a unified barbarian threat for the same reason every imperial monument needs a unified barbarian threat, which is that "I personally repelled the assembled forces of chaos" is a better claim than "I dealt with several uncoordinated raiding parties over a couple of decades and also some of them ended up settling in territory I didn't really control anymore but we'll call that a victory." The "lands united" formula is doing the same work that "axis of evil" did in 2002 — it's coalition-building rhetoric for the audience back home, applied retroactively to a set of distinct phenomena that the speaker has political reasons to bundle.
What the actual archaeology shows, when you look at it without the Egyptian frame on top, is that the late-thirteenth-and-twelfth-century eastern Mediterranean is undergoing what a systems theorist would call a cascading failure — multiple independent stresses (climate shift toward aridity, documented by lake cores and pollen sequences across the region; disruption to the highly specialized bronze-trade network that required tin from Afghanistan and copper from Cyprus and finished products moving through six or seven intermediary kingdoms to reach end users; possibly a decades-long drought in Anatolia that we have textual references to in late Hittite letters complaining about famine; internal political fractures in pretty much every palace system; and yes, increased raiding and small-scale population movement around the periphery) that together produced collapse cascades that none of the individual stresses would have caused on their own. The "Sea Peoples" as the Egyptians described them are one of the symptoms of this — when palace economies start failing, the people who had been the periphery (mercenary populations, pirate-traders, displaced refugees, second-sons-of-collapsed-aristocracies looking for somewhere to go) become more visible and more aggressive and more mobile, because the systems that had been keeping them peripheral are no longer keeping them peripheral. Calling these movements "the cause of the collapse" is like calling looters the cause of a hurricane. They're real, they're doing damage, but they showed up because the load-bearing structure was already failing.
The Philistine case is the one that actually shows you what's going on, because the Philistines are the only "Sea Peoples" group we can track archaeologically with any confidence. The Peleset of Medinet Habu show up in the southern coastal Levant — the Philistine pentapolis, Gaza, Ashkelon, Ashdod, Ekron, Gath — in the early twelfth century, and the material culture they bring is Aegean. Specifically, it's late Mycenaean: Mycenaean IIIC pottery (locally produced in Philistia, but in the Aegean style, which means actual Aegean potters or potters trained by Aegean potters), Aegean-style hearths, Aegean-style loomweights, pig and cattle bone ratios that match Greek mainland sites rather than Levantine ones, even Aegean-style cooking. So these are real people from somewhere in the Aegean world (probably not all from one place — the assemblages suggest mixed origins, Cyprus and the Greek mainland and possibly western Anatolia) who actually did move to the Levantine coast and set up shop in the wreckage of the Egyptian-controlled Canaanite city-states.
But here's the part that messes up the migration narrative. Within about two hundred years, the Philistines are archaeologically indistinguishable from the surrounding Canaanite/Israelite population. The Aegean pottery tradition fades into local Levantine forms by the tenth century. The pig consumption drops. The hearths get rebuilt in local style. The language shifts (we don't know what the Philistines spoke when they arrived — maybe a form of Greek, maybe something else — but by the eighth century they're writing in a Northwest Semitic dialect related to Phoenician). By the time the Hebrew Bible is talking about Goliath and David, the Philistines are functionally Levantine; they have a god named Dagon who is an old Canaanite grain god, they live in Canaanite-style cities, the only thing that makes them "Philistines" rather than just another Canaanite group is that they remember they came from somewhere else and the people writing about them remember they came from somewhere else. They've been absorbed.
Which means the story isn't "barbarian invaders destroy civilization." The story is: "during a generalized collapse, some refugee/raider populations from the Aegean ended up controlling chunks of the southern Levantine coast for a couple of generations, and then they integrated into the local population, and the only reason we still talk about them as a distinct group is that the Egyptians wrote them down on a temple wall and the Hebrews wrote them down in a national epic, and the names stuck." Their genuine cultural distinctness lasts maybe two centuries. The "Sea Peoples migration" in any meaningful sense is over by 1000 BC, which is to say it took less time for the Sea Peoples to disappear into the populations they "conquered" than it took for the Norman conquest of England to produce a Norman-English aristocracy that could write the Magna Carta.
And the other groups on the Medinet Habu list are even worse, in terms of how much we actually know about them. The Sherden — we have references to them as Egyptian mercenaries from a hundred years before the supposed great migration; some of them probably did end up in Sardinia, but the connection is mostly onomastic (the name sounds like Sardinia) and the archaeological case is thin. The Shekelesh-Sicily connection is similar — name resemblance, archaeological case much weaker than the Philistine one. The Denyen could be the Danaoi (Greeks) or the Tribe of Dan or the Adana of Cilicia. The Tjeker show up briefly in one Egyptian text (the Tale of Wenamun, ~1075 BC) as occupying the port of Dor on the Levantine coast, and then they vanish from the record. The Weshesh nobody has any idea about. So out of the Medinet Habu coalition, exactly one group (the Peleset/Philistines) can be confidently identified archaeologically, and the rest are essentially names attached to speculation, all stitched together by the Egyptian inscription's coalition-rhetoric into a single "Sea Peoples invasion" that may or may not have been a single anything.
The reason this matters, beyond the local pleasure of getting the historiography right, is that the Sea Peoples have been doing structural work in our thinking about civilization-and-its-discontents for about a century now — they're the original "barbarian hordes destroyed the prosperous interconnected world," they're the prototype for the migration-period framing of late antiquity, they show up in every popular treatment of "fragile globalization" as the cautionary tale, and the version of them that's doing this work is the Medinet Habu version, the unified-coalition version, the "1177 BC: The Year Civilization Collapsed" version. The actual messy systems-cascade version, where the Sea Peoples are a symptom and not a cause, and where they mostly turn out to have been a couple of refugee populations that integrated into local cultures within a few generations, is much less useful as a metaphor for whatever you want to say about the modern world, which is probably why it's not the version that gets cited.
The Bronze Age collapse was real and it was bad — it produced the genuine Greek Dark Age, four centuries of post-collapse archaeology with no writing, dramatically reduced settlement size, genuine knowledge loss (the Mycenaean Greeks could build domed stone tombs, the Iron Age Greeks who replaced them could not, and didn't again until the Romans showed up); the eastern Mediterranean trade networks took something like three or four hundred years to rebuild; and the political map that emerged on the other side (Phoenician city-states, Aramaean kingdoms, Iron Age Israel and Judah, archaic Greek poleis, Neo-Assyrian Empire, eventually the Persians) was completely different from the one that went in. Something big happened. But the Egyptians, sitting at the southern edge of it, watching the wave hit and barely surviving, wrote the version we inherited, and the version they wrote was the version where the wave had a name and a face and Pharaoh personally repelled it.
We've been reading their press release ever since, and treating it as the report.
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Something I've wanted to talk about, and something I intend to cover with Tortuga the Fanfic is Capes and 'old age' relatively speaking.
Consider this:
The Thinker and the Warrior arrive around 1980, and its sorta doubtful how many triggers happened that first day as Scion was getting settled and Eden was crash landing. What we know for certain is that the same day Eden crashed, Fortuna got her power and promptly lobotomized Eden. It appeals to me to think of Fortuna as the first parahuman considering both her conceptualization of her power as 'The Path', in the sense that she needed to be the one to take the first step on something that'll set the future of Earth Bet and adjacent dimensions both in motion and in stone. We know that Earth Bet considers Vikare as the first parahuman, at least to those who don't consider Scion to be the first, so if there were other parahumans active from around 1980 they would've been considered first or second or what have you if they were more notable. The world does not know about Contessa and largely remains ignorant of her all the way through Gold Morning (i still have yet to read Ward so she might become known to the public).
We can therefore place Contessa as probably the one person who has been a parahuman the longest, all the way up to our 2011 start date for Worm and many fanfictions. If I remember correctly, she was around eleven years old when she got her shard. Young but not too far from the usual teenager trigger area. Influenced more by her shard, like Bonesaw (who was even younger iirc, like six?) and granted breadth and depth. Her entire life was guided by her power after all. She'd be 42 as of 2011.
I've mentioned Vikare but in the spirit of preserving my own time from wiki-diving and yours by reading, I think I'll dismiss the dead heroes who don't have a long career. Of those that pass that filter off the top of my head there's Vikare who had a 7 year career from his meeting with Scion in 1982 and his death in 1989, and Hero, who must've been given a vial somewhere around the same time since his vial was one of the first batch extracted, so lets also give him 1982 as his vial point. They probably took a year to figure out how or even if they should extract powers from Eden's dying body, and Hero was one of the first ten vials they tested and he coincides with Scion appearing above the ocean so 1982 makes sense to me, and his death in 2000, giving him a 18 year career. If there are other capes with long careers that died before 2011 I'd love to hear it, considering both the topic of this post and the interest Tortuga herself would have in the longevity of other parahumans and their careers. Hopefully you'll begin to see why she'd care.
Of the living (as of 2011) heroes and villains who have had long careers, we've got a few that spring to mind. The surviving members of the Triumverate, Eidolon, Legend and Alexandria. Doormaker was in the same batch as Hero was, and there were six survivors, five having no complications, Doormaker being the only unmutated one. Doormaker, Hero and a "girl who can teleport" who probably died before the start of Worm. There's also one who might have been Eidolon in the first batch since Contessa refers to him as "Only one was a little harder to figure out, coming with a fog around him." and that honestly sounds like Eidolon's whole schtick. Lets throw Legend into that first round as well. We know Alexandria came later with a private visit with Doctor Mother and Contessa in 1986. Alexandria meets Hero, Eidolon and Legend in 1988 where they formally create the Protectorate (team) to counteract the rise of natural triggers creating more Villains than Heroes, and the tone of their introductions to eachother seem to imply that Alexandria is the impressive rookie out in Los Angeles and has been pulling a good track record in her two years since getting a vial. So, that gives us Eidolon and Legend starting in 1982~ and therefore 29 years of being parahumans/capes and Alexandria 25 years of being a parahuman/cape.
Off the top of my head on the villain side I think Uppercrust might be the only one that springs to mind. He's been dying of cancer/unspecified medical problems since his trigger event and I sorta recall him being an older man. I don't have a start date but I assumed, and intend to write it into Tortuga the Fanfic, as him having around 20ish years of being a cape and running the Elite to pay for his medical bills.
I'm honestly drawing a blank on any other heroes/villains. But these seem to be the most important to point out. Everyone else who is alive but a veteran hero either has a shorter career or died before they could break that barrier of 20 years. Hero was probably the greatest Tinker of all time and even he couldn't make it past 20~ years. The ones who do make it past that barrier are a man who can have any feasible power, a woman who literally cannot be harmed except by an all-or-nothing power, and a man who can transform himself into a light breaker form to cheat death and regenerate. Uppercrust might even be outright apocryphal from my reading of Trailblazer. I don't actually know of any villains that have been around since the 1980s in Worm, which makes a lot of sense actually. They're not likely to survive the increased attrition rates of Villains relative to Heroes and independents.
So now we come to the point of my post. Tortuga triggers the afternoon of Vikare's death, 1989, from the traumatic mixture of a dysfunctional african-american home life, a decade and a half of institutionalized racism, squashed daydream fantasies of heroes like Vikare rescuing her from both of these, and the neglectful discharge of a gung-ho police officer responding aggressively to a domestic disturbance call. As of 2011 she has been a parahuman for twenty two years, and at the start of our story, has come out of a restless retirement that began in 2009 after an attack on Mexico City by Behemoth on May 14th shook her confidence in her ability to stay in the game for two years. She has been a mercenary cape for twenty years, moving across the southern united states, central and south americas working for villians, freedom fighters, heroes, villainous heroes, the people and governments all across this range.
A question she is asking herself is; how long can she keep rolling the dice? She's outlasted the best Tinker in the world, which she supposes means that title would pass to her, if not at least making her the most experienced tinker in the world and she's rapidly coming up behind the most respected, most experienced and longest running parahumans, a gap that is more likely to shrink over time as Alexandria, Eidolon and Legend continue to actively work as Heroes and fight Endbringers. Without finding any Villains who I can point to in the text or canon and say "They've lived longer and been more experienced" that would leave Tortuga as the most experienced Villain in Worm (or at least the fanfic.)
A lot of our protagonists in the Worm fanfiction community are teenagers. This is largely because our favorite protagonist, Taylor, is herself teenaged, but it seems like the setting favors young children to young adults fighting for their lives against a system designed to force them into conflict and their inevitable confrontation with the end of the world. How many fanfics take the perspective of an older cape as center stage? An older woman, an older parahuman who perhaps has a better sense of self than our angst ridden, fresh off the trigger protagonists. Someone who has maybe gotten over a few of the things that turned her into a parahuman in the first place. Someone who has at least turned some of her wounds into scars.
My main motivation for this is rooted in my own age. I'm getting older. There's a metatextual bend to my intent here. I'm probably not alone in the idea that if I could give fifteen year old me some advice, it would probably look and sound very similar to how I want Tortuga to mentor Taylor in this story.
When I first read Worm, I was Taylor's age. It gripped me tightly with how much I found myself reflected in her. As an older woman now, I certainly read Worm wishing I could put my hand on Taylor's shoulder and say "No. None of this is normal. Children shouldn't have to fight wars. You need someone on your side, someone who can help you not have to carry it all on your shoulders. You need to take time to be with the people you love before you look around and can't find them anymore because you've been fighting your way forward."
There's a sobering thought to this. I will grow older, but Taylor Hebert, in the text of Worm, will stay the same age. Forever. Nothing I do (except a trip to Canada and a recreation of Stephen King's Misery. joke.) will change that.
But I can give her a version of her story where she had someone, an adult, who wasn't out to get her, who gave her every piece of advice she could as she needed, and would advocate for some reason and accountability. It's the kind of story I would've liked for myself, and some of the best advice I've gotten on writing stories is to write for myself.
So that's two of the many things I want to address in this story I'm writing up. Age, and how to survive it when the odds are stacked against you, and Youth, and what I wish I could've said to a younger me being said to Taylor. We were both 16 in 2011. I'd like to think she's in Earth Aleph, facing the same things we are. Getting older.
You know, that's a really excellent way to put perspective on it yeah, lets do that.
It's definitely also comparable with soldiers. I don't have any statistics on hand, green soldiers are much more likely to die in any given circumstance than soldiers with even a bit of experience, and a decent portion of deaths occur amongst green soldiers. A soldier that loses their green can be expected to least a decent while. So a lot of new capes would likely meet their ends very quickly, but if they last a bit, then can be expected to last a good while. Although, of course, if they're in the line of fire they'll die eventually.
Armsmaster is a responsible adult.
I REJECT THE CONCEPT THAT ARMSMASTER WAS WRONG HERE.
TAYLOR SHOULD OF TAKEN HIS ADVICE, AND DIE
what if skitter was right tho
im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.
please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.