[chickenoverice]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[dukeoflimbo]

[democraticsenator]

THIS IS A READDDDDD

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[postmortemmischief]

dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic

[angryducktimemachine]

Forgot i had the rat cage open until i felt tiny paws tapping over my blanket like:

The president is here.

[angryducktimemachine]

The president in her favourite tissue box.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

[kaijuno]

A friend traveled here

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[feastofsnakes]

Honestly Pokemon sleep might be the best way to get me to fix my sleeping patterns. Do I care that I’m completely ruining my schedule and morning attitude? No. Do I care that im disappointing Pikachu by not sleeping enough? Absolutely

[feastofsnakes]

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[langernameohnebedeutung]

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[bisexualsnufkin]

My roommate loves this boy and I did some fanart of him

[insomniac-arrest]

me, doing things that are supposed to improve my mental health:

the brain cell in charge of serotonin n’junk:

[glixbitch]

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[makoredeyes]

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years