Steven Universe: The Movie + Songs

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Steven Universe: The Movie + Songs
hey itâs your new best friend Spinel!
thatâs just a regular platypus???
Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red
@gayterenus
When your 24 hour premium skin wears off
Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. Itâs able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever theyâre disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.
So, thereâs a fun fact.
A spy
I LOVE HER SO MUUUUCHH!!
sans gunnertale
All I see are homestuck text colours.
Is There Something
Youd Like To Tell Us Op
homestuck is twelve colors of the rainbow what other colors am i supposed to use what colors havenât been snatched by the homestuck police what do you want from me what colors do i use h
remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like itâs not much. to the rat
linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly
smash lets you play as naked sans. very progressive!
canât sleepÂ
posting on tumblr for the first time in years cause im a anxious hoe and canât fall asleepÂ
i think part of the reason why i love disneyâs hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in whatâs basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter iâd probably have no fucking patience too
zeus: hey assfuck have you seen demeterâs kid
hades:
Iâm at the best scene in the entire campaign: the deal in Fantasy Costco. You know, THE deal. If Arms Outstretched is the most defining scene story-wise, the Fantasy Costco bit in LIIV would the most memorable comedic bit.
Merle says heâs still saving up for the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom, setting up the entire scene. There is a moment where Griffin off-handedly mentions the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles (pronounced like tupperware), which can be exchanged for someoneâs most valuable item with a high enough persuasion roll.
Magnus takes a while deciding what he wants, giving everyone enough time to forget about both the Sword and the Slicer. Griffin brings out Garfield to get some more of Magnusâs⊠bodily materials, quietly setting up for the end of The Suffering Game, where heâd presumably die. Meanwhile, Justin has been silent this whole time, buying his time.
Then itâs Taako Time.
He keeps his poker voice while buying both the Slicer and â and Griffin himself brings up, which adds to the comedy of the scene as he fails to notice the trap heâs about to waltz into â Rickle Axageâs Pocket Guide to Adventuring, Third Edition, which gives the whoever reads it a temporary advantage on rolls of a single skill.
I can hear Justin keeping his voice deliberately monotone as he says Taako reads the guide for persuasion.
And then.
Taako: âI have one more transaction I need to conduct.
Garfield: âOkay.â
Taako: âGarfield.â
Garfield: âYes?â
Taako: âI have something that I think is really gonna interest you.â
*beat*
Griffin McElroy, his very soul trembling with realization: âOH MY GOD.â
This scene cemented Taako as my favourite character in the campaign and TAZ as one of my favourite pieces of fictional media of all time. Nothing tops it. Justin is a genius.
Because I canât stop watching it hereâs an animation someone did of the scene
theyâre getting rid of custom themes????
yâall deadass?
lol being able to write your own html was the one thing that tumblr had over other social networks. all the more reason to leave
they mad we wont buy their 40 dollar themes
This is fustrating. Looks like Iâll just be removing tumblr completely.
The last thing I used Tumblr for was to host my Text based adventure and my art blog. And no way in fucking hell am I buying a theme when I can buy a website address for Less.
 no thanks. Have fun Tumblr đ goodbyeÂ
Have you seen the "Starting Dec 17, adult content will not be allowed..." ToS update? Do you think the "nudity in art, such as sculptures and illustrations" part possibly covers also erotic fanart/drawings, or just, idk, classical illustrations of naked deities and the like? Should artists back up their nsfw works and move them somewhere else asap, if they haven't done that already?
Do you think the ânudity in art, such as sculptures and illustrationsâ part possibly covers also erotic fanart/drawings, or just, idk, classical illustrations of naked deities and the like?
in my opinion, going off past experience with this kind of thing:
in theory, this will be like DevArtâs policies about n sfw adult content I imagine: âtasteful nudesâ that be counted as âartisticâ are okay, but Doing the Do will not be okay. educational content about sexy stuff will be okay, but visual aids will not be okay.
in practice:
 images of naked (cis white) women will be okay, but everything else will get a banhammer.Â
same sex romantic content will be far more likely to be removed than anything interpreted to be opposite sex romantic content.Â
images of transgender bodies will be far more likely to be removed than images of cisgender bodies.
educational content about sex will get removed just as often as any other content about sex no matter what the context
content of any rating about LGBTQIAPN+/queer relationships will be treated as sexually explicit. content about straight relationships will not.
content of any rating about transgender/nonbinary/genderqueerness physiological changes/feelings and/or experiences will be treated as sexually explicit.
informational content about uterus/vagina/ovary reproductive systems will be treated as sexually explicit, as will anything about sexual development & awareness during puberty - particularly if related to non-straight/non-cismale feelings
people between the ages of 13 and 17 will not be allowed to talk about their own experiences irt sexual feelings, etc because all content that acknowledges minors can experiences sexual desire or interests will be treated as cp. (reminder that just b/c minors can experience these feelings doesnât mean they can consent to sex, especially with an adult.)
100% black & white treatment of potentially sexual content ensues. any attempt to elucidate the differences between adult n sfw content vs cp vs fictional depictions of csa vs l0li vs darkfic mentions of sexual abuse vs noncon vs rape fantasy vs âŠ. you get the point ⊠will be removed.
tl;dr: when a platform as big as tumblr says âno n sfwâ, it inevitably enforces existing sociopolitical boundaries on whatâs okay and not okay - which means the LGBT+/queer community, women (trans, cis, or otherwise), and young people suffer the most.
Should artists back up their nsfw works and move them somewhere else asap, if they havenât done that already?Â
hell fucking yes.
goshdangit, I canât believe I forgot to explicitly say: sex workers are gonna suffer from this too. a lot.Â
nobodyâs saying it, but Iâll bet money this is related to FOSTA/SESTA in some ways.Â
also, reminder: Oath, the subsidiary of Verizon that owns tumblr, is an advertising company. their job is marketing. and itâs a lot harder to sell your advertising space to ârespectableâ companies when the siteâs got porn on it.
Sometimes I feel like this is what itâs like being on Tumblr
Hey guys! Itâs the Steam Game awards, and I saw this category
and immediately thought of the amount of detail and storytelling in every
single
background
in the entirety of hiveswap. I mean, these were a few I had grabbed before for something else, I didnât go look specifically for good examples (though literally every screen would count.
Homestuck has always been great at using the environment and whatâs around a personâs room/house/etc to tell about them, and Hiveswap took it to the next level, not only making lush and detailed environments that are gorgeous and very evocative of the time period that things take place in (at least in the human end), but also making almost every single part of it interactable with everything, giving you tons of unique dialogue that further fleshes out those characters if you delve.
I know it may be too small to stand a chance, but it sure as fuck deserves a win much more than any game I can think of⊠especially as most are vast, empty expanses of repeated elements, an afterthought that exists because the characters that need a place to stand, not full of character all their own. So, um, if you see this, please signal boost and vote for Hiveswap, because itâs definitely deserving.