[heartbreaker] @yamask4masc - Tumblr Blog

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

road0flife

loveridden1999

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

minmocat

friend chip….

warningsine

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.