Take Your Pick

Nat | she/her Like it’s up to me which one ruins my life more

[murasaki-cha]

*a few months after The Ithica Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

[logicaldreamer96]

Telemacus: "Gee, I wonder who Athena's friend was?"

Odysseus: "Athena has another friend? Who!?"

Athena looks at Tiresias: "I see what you mean"

[greelin]

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

[greelin]

there we go

[luxury-nightmare]

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

[landsccape]

[retrogamingblog2]

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[boosyboo9206]

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

mike oiseauxwski

[littleshploinka]

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

[catchymemes]

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

[gaybichon]

is this true??

[pleasantvile]

Sunlight through this fountain in L'Aquila, Italy, makes it look like it's pouring lava.

[keionfire]

Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

[keionfire]

Loooook

[wearewatcher]

shane’s ready to be insufferable now that he got a chance to be a presenter

[wearewatcher]

ryan going back to his roots

[thememedaddy]

[parallelunivrses]

[ID: tweet from @ warnerbff reading “talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged” End ID]

[bestintheparsec]

✨Sir Grogu✨in THE MANDALORIAN || GUNS FOR HIRE

[these-are-the-first-steps]

Lmao ok this is so clever!!! 🤯😂