icarus incarnate

-Sara Beth-She/Her-😎™-

[swamplevel]

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

[slygirlboy]

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

[swamplevel]

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

[tall]

[torstherapy]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[chefpyro]

the more i look at this early combination of 2D and 3D animation the dumber it looks and i love it

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

This scene was a national treasure

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[enfouled]

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

[immorelmorels]

audible art post

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

They’re replaying Rachel being killed every chance they get

This is Jankie’s murder all over again 😭

[auckie]

Picking strawberries with a beautiful girl and I’m not even smiling I’m just picking the most strategic berries so we can leave and I can go answer emails

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[whyamihereat4am]

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.

[peachtea20]

THANK YOU! I loved Kara, what's a hairbrush?, Zor-el. I'm convinced if the exact same movie starred Pedro Pascal tumblr would be on it like starving pirrahnas.

[animentality]

[kylejsugarman]

“jesse. i don’t know. WHAT would make you think that i would EVER sell you to one direction. really, just calm down and think about this logically, think about it. what would i possibly gain from selling you to one direction?? i don’t even know how one would get into contact with them. please, just take a moment and think—really think—about who WOULD be able to contact such a famous band. a man of high social standing, right?? a notable businessman, who—what?? this envelope of loose british pounds in my hand?? jesse, ive always had this—”

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too