Hi.

31, leo, dutch.

[fravery]

Gary Bunt

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]

[dogpuppy]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

DONT LEAVE THAT IN THE TAGS THATS FUNNY

[serpentinesomebody]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

SIR.

[grumpytrans]

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

[injuries-in-dust]

[r4cs0]

Oh my god

[harleyquinnstation]

Harley Quinn || Batman (2016) #100

[valtsv]

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

[omnybus]

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[travesty-majesty]

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[beesmygod]

THAT’S WHY HE’S CALLED CUMLORD???

[bangley]

Pedro Pascal’s notable characters + colors

[markoferko]

hát jó

[doggosource]

[doggosource]

feets

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

pls settle a debate between me and my mum is a duck killing and eating a seagull cannibalism or not she says it is bc its both birds i think its not bc if u ate an orangutan that wouldnt be cannibalism it would just be fucked up

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

everyone else shut the fuck up i wanna be alone with irina

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[kabaks]

the best thing about soup is that you make it once but you can have many many bowls

[kabaks]

the second best thing about soup is that it’s warm and when you have some you are warmed

[kabaks]

the soup lovers have found this post. welcome <3