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[fullmental]

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg. 

Ammonia: 4 l. 

Lime: 1.5 kg. 

Phosphorus: 800 g. 

Salt: 250 g. 

Saltpeter: 100 g. 

Sulfur: 80 g. 

Fluorine 7.5 g. 

Iron 5 g. 

Silicon 3 g. 

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

[ladydorian]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

[liquidsao]

BE READY TO MEET GOD

One piece era yaaay

I absolutely love Wano arc and gear 5, it's the most gorgeous abimations I've ever seen

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

[chaser]

Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"

Monkey paw: *curls*

[decimera]

For those unsure what's being referenced:

[echojulietfoxtrot]

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

> be tumblr

> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs

> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart

> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest

Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler

[sugarcoatednightshade]

I’m so proud of our community

[mibei]

Buying you time

[tanuki-kimono]

Following last note about Korean illustrator Na Young Wu, here are more of her fairy tales related works: Beauty and the Beast (probably my favourite of all), Alice in Wonderland, the Snow Queen (dressed in junihitoe?) and the Little Red Riding Hood.

EDIT: her twitter if you wanna show her more love (many thanks to skimlines :3)

[brainrotcharacters]

"I am not your kind and gentle husband" she's Spartan she's not interested in that shit????? She knew you were home the second you committed to murdering the suitors. Please

[raviary]

could not resist a quick redraw of this moment from the livestream

[sodapanque]

Poseidon and Jay!!

Jorge: ¡Poseidon, mira! ¡Tengo un live en 30 minutos y toda esta lluvia interfiere con mi misión! ¡Tengo un fandom esperando!

Poseidon: Este humano... Su actitud me recuerda a...

Jorge y Odiseo Epic!: ¿No estás cansado, Poseidon? ¡Han pasado siglos!

P: ¡...ODISEO! *caen rayo, c asusta y se va* *El internet vuelve y Jorge es feliz* Fin.

 I did this because to the storm when Jorge and the cast showed up in Ithaca. And a little Odysseus reincarnation AU? Why not have some fun with it, right? (Aguante el AU de reencarnación, es lo mejor.)

[tanuki-kimono]

Japanese folk tales #28 - The Carpenter’s Cat  

(find my tales tagged here or visit my blog for both english and french versions)

Wish me to cover a special youkai or subject? Contact me, I’ll try to accommodate ❤️

Once upon a time, there was a carpenter who lived near Kanda Myojin shrine, in old Edo.

The poor man had lost his wife quite young, but had never remarried. He was a melancholic soul but kind and loved by all his neighbors.

The carpenter’s only companion was a calico cat he had taken in as a kitten.

Keep reading

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[summer-skye-64]

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

[milky-milky-way]

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[hempseeeeds]

Salmons have utter disrespect for anything that stands in the way of their suicide mission to have Sex.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I think they might possibly be lost.

[startledoctopus]

frogger extreme mode

[paranoidgemsbok]

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

[timeclonemike]

Quick reminder that if you touch lye with your bare hands, it will react with the fatty oils on and in your skin to create soap molecules.

That means it will give you chemical burns while creating human soap.

OP’s comment about the soap equivalent of a Chernobyl elephant’s foot is on point.

[scififantasystuff]

Lye (aka sodium hydroxide) turns hydrocarbons/fats into soap.

You are a hydrocarbon.

Please be careful when making soap, because You are a thing that could be used to make soap. And nobody wants to bathe in human soap, no matter how much rosemary you put in it.

[ascending-donotdisturb]

I work with lye professionally in my job as a pastry chef (we make traditional pretzel nibs and buns for the restaurant I work in) and when I tell you I am so???? Concerned??? What do you mean you used .7 lbs of lye?!?! Please dispose of that safely immediately?!?! And by safely I mean I need you to put on two layers of gloves, preferably that go up to your shoulders. A plastic apron and eye protection. Vinegar neutralizes lye so get literally the largest container of white vinegar you can and... Carefully... CAREFULLY!!! Just... Place your entire beeswax lye monstrosity in a tub of that shit and change the vinegar out until it stops foaming. I have permanent scarring on my arms from DROPS of diluted lye getting on them during my work process. One of my coworkers got it in her eye because she stupidly wasn't wearing eye protection and lemme tell you that's one way to fast track admittance to an emergency room. Do not stop. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Like... This is so unsafe?!?!

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[kidge-kat]

WHO MADE THIS I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES

[kidge-kat]

New Socials

Trying to get out of twitter hell.

Anyone who's interested, I can now be found on 🦋BlueSky!

[classicslesbianopinions]

actually, i should just say this in its own post--if you're ever looking for a translation of anything ancient greek, ian johnston has a ton of translations that are both genuinely good and completely free to read. a lot of the time free translations are really old or just not that good but this man has translated, like, everything from homer to sophocles to kafka to nietzche and he's done it extremely well. i didn't think he had an antigone but i just looked and not only does he have one but it's genuinely very good. so i highly recommend his website as a resource!

[petitelappin]

Odysseus, returned home.

Gouache and colored pencil on bristol.

[liurae]

miyuki youre being obvious