My headcanons can make you cry

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[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[catasters]

[bunniope]

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

[blackpyrefly]

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

[bunniope]

what's your problem

[blackpyrefly]

it was wet in there

[willjulep]

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

[signed-ecazumi]

I'd imagine Grace had a professional linguist and/or translator take a look at Rocky and Grace's eridi-lish when making his organ thing he uses to communicate. And once Grace gets the hang of fluent eridian with a good enough vocabulary, it's interesting to hear the difference between Rocky and Adrian's speech.

Adrian: Friend Grace, is submerging oneself in bodies of water a regular human enrichment activity, question? Well, I suppose I can make an exception, statement.

and all that science shit. Adrian's not very talkative at all, but very elegant. Rocky on the other hand, talks like any well-meaning engineer or mechanic should.

Rock: Holy motherfucking dick, Adrian are you seeing this shit, statement. Grace is fucking floating in the fucking water how the shitballs is he doing that

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

[sharktunarts]

i love making dumb stickers

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

wild mood swings

constant need for attention

hearing about All my problems

crying

having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail

forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

[scleroticstatue]

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

[scleroticstatue]

Get hoped

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[histrionicscribbler]

yall know that one dan vs clip right

EDIT: NOW IN VIDEO FORM

[chronicyurning]

hey so when Grace gets knocked out the emergency light literally makes a line across his throat. yk. like he’s getting his head chopped off. like he’s dying. like the petrova line is killing him.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[skarchomp]

I dunno, bawss. Maybe he escaped from da palm of da Buddha or somethin'.

[maxknightley]

The Buddha's palm was an allegory for the inconsequential nature of his martial achievements in comparison to true enlightenment, ya friggin' idiot! Now, listen: he's either here or he's achieved nirvana, and if he's here, you're damn well gonna take this gun and shoot him!