everything just happens so much all the time

27 | he/they | actually really stupid

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[dogpuppy]

[antennae-and-haloes]

Ill block a bitch on pesterchum

[f0restnympho420]

dry humping?? girl there is nothing dry about the way i’m humping

[flipchild]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[titsay]

orange

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[billbug]

looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[localcryptic]

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal