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   The Inferno was not to the taste of the faint-hearted ; normal sex clubs were usually techo-rich and festive , however Claudius turned this underground place into a more sensual place where the â tasteful â could roam and explore their indecent habits. Didnât mean , though , itâs patrons nor itâs workers ALL had sticks up their asses. In fact , Claudius made it a POINT to openly flaunt that his club was â inhuman-friendly â . Most of his staff , too , were some divergent species of demon , shifter or the like. Especially the entertainers.Â
   So , it was o d d when Morfid - and their coworkers - were informed that a HUMAN would be employed here ( not to say none worked there already but it was extraordinarily rare Claudius found it in himself to favor them ). Still , it was nice to have a FRESH FACE amongst the flock ; Kiiro , despite her differences , was immediately accepted into the fold.
   They were setting up one evening during the week , the same old rock playing through the place when Kiiro takes upon herself to play a Wild Cherry classic with more spunk. Turning and jiving to the music , Morfid as well as a few of the others simply watch in baffled silence. So much for business as usual. Though , the blonde put the â mic â to the Wendigo , encouraging them to sing as well â
   It takes a solid MINUTE for the hollow one to register what she wants before they finish the chorus , wildly off-tune :
   â . . . Play that funky music , white boy ,            Play that funky music ri - ii - ght !              Lay down that boogie nâ play that funky music                  Tillâ yaâ d i e ! â
The blonde stared at her coworker waiting for her to sing...
And waited...
AND WAITED...
And she finally sang... or something like that. Kiiro flashed her an awkward smile, at least she was trying?. âMoMo that was beautifulâ She said with irony and returned to her dancing-mopping routine.
âYo! MoMo, remember that Squid-guy from the other day? The one who sneezed over me when I served him the cinnamon drink?â She yelled from the other side of the bar as she remembered the events of the previous night. âDo you really think it was a sneeze? Because I threw my clothes into the washing machine yesterday and when I opened it up there were tadpoles in the waterâ She held her chin in thought âShould I demand him for child support?â












