trollwife - emily

US • they/them • 23 autism dumpster zone maybe sometimes art

[evilwizard]

say no more

[trollwife]

i really do wish werewolf was considered a valid gender identity. it would make my life a lot easier

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[roseannem88]

This is very sensitive topic for me

[twotheleft]

[wrr000]

i miss him already

[the-muppet-joker]

DAMN YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME CHOPPED! CURSE YOU, FOR MAKING ME UNC! 67 ! 67 ! 67 !! YOU CANNOT DROWN A MAN WHO HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATHE!!!

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

[girlmostlikely]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[trollwife]

finally found TWO kinds of sushi i genuinely love. a win for autistics with sensory issues everywhere

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[thwrangis]

tumblr is full of people who would have independently discovered masturbation in the stone age

[trollwife]

my biggest conspiracy theory is that lestat inspired dio brando. the timelines match up…

[holohedral]

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

I neverr lose