Livin' like Larry

Hi my name is Kat and I like dogs

[byjove]

NO WAY TESLA HAS THE 1980s STATION WAGON KID CRUSHER SEATS

[sexhaver]

r/legaladvice mods continue to be cowards

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Does free will exist?

[catgirltoofies]

yeah

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[rslashrats]

[tittyinfinity]

Hmmmm

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[memeuplift]

[mychemicalraymance]

[baphonnicula]

this is the funniest thing

[arirna]

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[funnytwittertweets]

[speechlesstrend]

[mouchefska]

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

[libertineangel]

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love