shrug @killer-robo - Tumblr Blog

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Lmfao, jesus Christ

#16 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

pocketss

what if it GETS her though 😥

beesmygod

im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now

numahachi

rramshackled

the universal experience

pobopolybius

Be proud of being cringe. Evil even

orteil42

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

orteil42

they're on the twitter stealing my shit‼️

orteil42

people coming at me for the typo. what typo. buddy you're the typo

rozzed

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

itsgonnabeoak

is this anything

draconym

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

draconym

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

whatdidtimaeustestify

draconym

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"