if star wars was real i would not gaf to be a jedi or sith. i’m going to the lower levels in coruscant to do drugs and have weird sex with lesbian aliens.
To me. visiting the jedi temple would be like willingly walking into a scientology building. why the FUCK would i do that. i’m going clubbing. i’m going to seedy cantinas to snort spice off of some pink tits.
I’m giving multiple clone troopers the best ride of their lives for a living.














