Killing Stalking

A blog dedicated to my killing stalking obsession atm

[softboiledmemes]

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

future girls make do

[zizibutik]

i cant believe we made future woman with corn have meaning… after all these years

[unclefather]

it’s still weird to me sometimes that i run a kinda popular humor internet blog and i have a child. like i’m a mom. i’m a mom blogger. i should be posting pintrest hacks and how to make ants on a log

[fartblr]

Tell us how the fuck to make ants on a log

[unclefather]

it’s celery and you put peanut butter on top and then put live ants in the peanut butter

[stimman3000]

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

[marching-band-against-humanity]

When we leave bandcamp, we will pick up ALL the trash. Speaking of trash, DRUMLINE

Our band director, blaming drumline for all the trash on the field, but people thought he called us trash (via marching-band-against-humanity)

[broriarty]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

all i wanna do is *nerf gun shot* *nerf gun shot* *barbie cash register noise*

[brassandkickass]

yes hello does anyone else have completely no idea of how good they are as a musician bc

I know I am good horn

but how good

and am I really actually a good horn or a Good Horn™ do u know what I mean

[lowbrassdad]

current pre-audition mood

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[honey-sunny-bee]

Two Types of People on November 1st

Type 1: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGLING-

Type 2: HALLOWEEN WAS ONLY ONE MINUTE AGO, AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER YOU HEATHEN

[apocalypsekid]

Tag which type you are

[jzkxkskxjsondskmslks-deactivate]

If your icon is looking to the left you’re gay

[juxtp0se]

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

[goddamnshinyrock]

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

[starshollowconnecticut]

[vicjungjre]

Shiny deer and hot mom 😂 i like her! The moment i have been waiting for! Jelly GIL MC 😆 , truth is she will the one worry the most if rory stop being flirty 😆

[theperksofidgaf-blog]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Thanks Betty white

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[anguishboy]

A yawn is just a boneless cough

[kazeself]

why the fuck do these make sense???

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[staraptor]

u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought