KilljoyRmy

Geek and Emo all in one anxious ball of mess. Aggressively and Happily Single.

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homo is latin for "man/human" not greek for "same" in homo sapien

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Me: *Trying to get the almonds out of my root beer float.*

My brother: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Trying to get the nuts." *Realizes*

*Instant regret*

My brother: 😏

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My family: *Watching Mission Impossible.*

The theme song comes on.

The family bards: 😏

The Bardbarian: *Takes the low.*

Me: *Takes the high.*

The Bard: *Takes whatever he feels like and it somehow blends.*

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Smol bean me: "America is great! It's a fantastic country! There aren't any major problems, only minor ones like theft and occasionally murder! America is the best and I'm proud to live here!"

Me now: *Takes a long sip from a mug of herbal tea because coffee has caffeine, and caffeine and I don't mix.* *Definitely isn't losing faith in society, and definitely isn't considering that the best option at this point might be to scrap the whole thing and start from scratch.* "Sweet innocent child."

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How am I supposed to not cry when I'm working on a scene that references the Bandito music video, and Bandito comes on?

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This may sound like a s)(it post but hear me out.

Sapien means wisdom or intelligence. (I googled it just for this joke)

Homo means same, like in homosexual.

So Homo Sapien roughly translates to Same intelligence...

Did those scientists do that on purpose? Were they being funny? Did they know?! Was that a commentary on society?

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The funniest part to me about me being a Shaniac, is the fact that while yes, I don't believe in ghosts, I also have an overactive imagination. Meaning, if I was in their position the entire time it'd be:

*Undefined shape in the dark*

The emotional part of my brain: "Oh my goodness, it's a monster! No wait it's a ghost! No it's a murderer! I'm doomed! I want to leave! This is too scary!"

The side of my brain that knows better: *facepalms* "You're reading too much into this. It's just weird shapes! Knock it off!"

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Me: *Positive gushing and hyping about Nimona to my friends and family.*

Also me: *Conveniently leaves out the part that will make them cry because ✨mental health✨*

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Me: "I don't think I'll be able to taste the difference between generic Nutella and brand Nutella."

*Takes a bite of the generic Nutella sandwich.*

*Immediately tastes the difference.*

My autistic brain: "Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Spit it out! Spit it out! Too bitter! Not good! Yuck! Spit it out!"

Me who grew up with dinner being take it or leave it and once spent the night at the table because I refused to eat dinner and couldn't leave until I ate it: *Finishes the sandwich anyway hating every bite because it wasn't the correct taste.*

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I absolutely LOVE Ghost Files! The dynamic between, "I don't believe in ghosts and will spend the entire time being wildly entertaining" and "I absolutely believe in ghosts and why are you doing that?! You're going to make them angry and then I'm in trouble because you don't believe and it's "just the wind" thanks Shane!" is just, *chef's kiss*.

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I'm mostly ok with villain fan fiction. However, I draw the line at people who hurt children, whether it's murder or abuse it's off the table. So will someone explain to me why I found, while looking for DnD stats for William Afton, I found a lemon Reader X Afton?! What's wrong with people?! He's a child murderer!

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Obviously I need to listen to music more often. Only 3,469 minutes?! That's beginner numbers. Anyway that's my Spotify wrapped. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClmhQEerE33/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Some of my more recent artwork! https://www.instagram.com/p/CfdM_AoM067/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[writing-prompt-s]

Your brother has been knitting an imaginary blanket for two years. You thought nothing of it until your girlfriend looked at what he was doing and said, “Okay, but why’d you pick yellow and purple?”

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"What do you mean yellow and purple?" He scoffs, "Clearly it's gold and fucshia."

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Aliens manage to make contact with Earth, tapping into our telecommunications and social media. What they don’t know is that humanity has been extinct for years, and all that’s left are robo-calls, email scams, and reposting bots.

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"Xanthar, I do not believe that the study of the human civilization is worth further resources. "

"Pray tell, why ever not Grobfer?"

"The only responses I have received are requesting mating or attempts to "contact me about my car's extended warranty". Whatever that means. "

"Most interesting, what about you Fruloid?"

"I have had far better luck! I'm in contact with a prince! However they keep requesting something called a "credit card number". I have inquired regarding what exactly that is and am awaiting their response."

"These humans seem to be the most fascinating species we have encountered in our studies so far."

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Imagine Legal Necromancy

Necromancy used for solving murders.

Necromancy used to give people a chance to have their last words not be an argument

Necromancy used for testifying at trials

Necromancy used to uncover historical secrets

Necromancy used to recover lost knowledge

Necromancy used to recover dead languages

Necromancy used to correct the history books

Necromancy used to teach history

Feel free to add to the list!

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Stay alive!