me? i'm tight as fuck.

barbara. brazilian. 22. hello mtv n welcome to my crib. katya zamolodchikova said i was cool.

[lizziemcguire]

[1892]

what if ur waiter at applebees was gay

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[badjokesbyjeff]

Whoever coined the phrase “dad bod” missed a golden opportunity…

Should’ve called it “the Father-figure”

Click here for a random joke!

[yeehawlw]

[laadystoneheart]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

[notkatniss]

i think about this a lot 

[poseysprostate]

Manually checking the tags on reblogs of your post b/c you’re a narcissist on mobile

[lnthefade]

this is my new favorite tweet ever

[oatmilksupremacy]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Both the sex scene from “The Shape of Water” and “Her” have the same energy. As in you’re sitting there watching the scene like

[glorianas]

new hozier tomorrow

[twilightrenaissance]

[protectingstucky]

peter parker calling thor “mr. thor” reblog if u agree

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

welcome to high fantasy land, where there are 382 species of elves but no black characters

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

But it’s ok because there’s orcs, minotaurs, demons, and other ‘savage’ races that are coded as black! And that’s not racist at all!