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Kisuke Urahara in Episode 42 of BLEACH: Thousand-Year Blood War - The Calamity
kisuke urahara’s bankai 🪡 Kannonbiraki Benihime Aratame
Bankai: What a Ride
We now have animation of Kannonbiraki Benihime Aratame, and what a roller coaster ride!
Literally.
Watch this moment, and listen. Turn on the sound.
So now, we finally can understand what Askin meant when he said:
The curtain drops, and then the perspective shifts to that of Benihime's. (Side note: When do we ever see a bankai from the bankai's perspective? But more on that later.) Looking toward the veil and the distant Kisuke kneeling before Askin, she is crawling forward on her elbows and knees, until her face presses against the curtain and she parts it with her hands.
That sound we hear is the mechanical rolling of gears, presumably responsible for her movement, but also... we have heard sounds like this before.
And we finally understand what we were looking at in this panel:
We learn that those lines of stitching we see are Kisuke's means of movement within Askin's Gift Bereich—and that he is riding them like rails. He's coasting. It's some very fancy rail grinding, and we see him laying down new stitching track from the tip of his sword:
And so, the battle goes, as Askin and Kisuke's overlapping theaters of modification contest for one-upmanship: who can adapt fastest to the other's latest adaptation?
これじゃア 俺の嫌いな 力対力の 戦いじゃねエかッ! せっかく自分のフィールドに 引きずり込んで 自分のペースで やろうってのに 何やかんで 上手い事 ズラしてきやがる…
ワルい奴だぜ 浦原喜助…
This is exactly the kind of ability vs ability battle I hate! I went to all the trouble of dragging him into my own field to do things at my own pace — and somehow he keeps slipping out of it skillfully… He's a nasty piece of work, Urahara Kisuke…
And within her theater, the Princess dissects and reconstructs the environment itself.
Until at last, Kisuke coasts to a stop, and turns to face Askin.
After that... he's out of movement. The wind-up doll has wound down. The puppet and the temple are empty. That's as far as he goes. But it's enough. He's bought enough time, and help has arrived.
And that, I believe, is the true "range" of Kannonbiraki Benihime Aratame. Askin has been within it the entire time. Jumping back did not save him; that was misdirection. Its limit is not distance nor time. Its limit is the chain run of this roller-coaster ride. And if we consider how different bankai need time to recharge to full effectiveness, we can note that it's been over a century since Kisuke last demonstrated it during his captain's exam. That's a long chain run.
Benihime is both puppet and theater; the curtain (and her hair, which also evokes curtains) tells us that. The entire space is her domain, and we see Kisuke modifying the Gift Bereich itself as he moves through it. Kisuke is both puppet and theater, literally riding on rails made of stitching, and in one epic moment simultaneously evoking the great showman directing the action in the arena and the marionette performing for the distraction of his opponent.
Nelliel tu Odelschwank in Episode 42 of BLEACH: Thousand-Year Blood War - The Calamity
I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.
Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."
Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."
To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.
Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…
fuck with me
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2026 really is the new 2016 bc I'm genuinely so ENRAGED and ANGRY about ichiruki again, esp with tybw coming to an end again.
and this new propaganda going around that ichiruki was only a thing in the anime and their scenes are fake and non existent in the manga.
ALL THEIR BEST MOMENTS ARE FROM THE MANGA
The lovestory of Isshin and Masaki, Ichigo's fucking PARENTS, directly parallels Ichigo and Rukia's relationship, and that is sOMETHING KUBO FUCKING DREW AND WROTE WITH HIS OWN HANDS!!! but IM delusional and an anime only watcher???
also, let's not forget that Ichigo's future WIFE is canonically JEALOUS of Ichigo and Rukia's bond. She's so jealous she CRIES about it. And that NEVER gets resolved!! The pep talk Rangiku gives her about being just as important is then nullified some chapters later when Orihime notices just how concerned Ichigo is about Rukia, and HAS TO LOOK AWAY OUT OF JEALOUSY. but IM crazy for thinking Ichigo deeply cares for Rukia??? KUBO WROTE THAT SHIT. My fault I didn't realize that Orihime of all people noticing the strength of the ichiruki bond meant that Ichigo actually cares about Orihime more.
having your MC's future wife, the woman who is deeply in love with him, be the one who comments on the closeness/specialness of his relationship with another women is CRAZY. ichiruki/hime is literally the epitome of the "girl best friend he tells you not to worry about " Orihime is VERY much worried about Rukia and thaT CAME FROM KUBO's HANDS!!!
I could go on forever, this genuinely has me so HEATED. how do you set up a relationship as well developed as ichiruki and then be shocked people thought they would end up together. How do you UNINTENTIONALLY write what could have been one of the best love stories?
idc what's canon, you can rip the perfection that is ichiruki from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!
the best part about orihime being jealous of rukia and her bond with ichigo and being the one to explain why their bond is significant:
(in a volume where the poem is ichigo's and is that's right, nothing else can change my world - making rukia's significance as his world-changer hold even more importance.)
(also, this translation really downplays how orihime describes rukia: she actually says 黒崎くんにとって朽木さんは大切な人, which more accurately translates to "kuchiki-san is an important/precious person to kurosaki-kun" (taisetsu can even be translated as "beloved"!) - and she says this in response to someone calling her "just" a comrade, outright saying that rukia is more than a friend to ichigo. BUT ANYWAY)
is that she is established early on (volume three!) as being very perceptive, especially when it comes to ichigo.
so, orihime, who is in love with ichigo, is established as an expert in reading ichigo, then time and time again finds herself jealous of the way that ichigo looks at, treats, and feels about rukia - while knowing that they're "not just friends." what is that supposed to tell the readers?
well, nothing, apparently! 🙃 silly me for thinking that kubo wrote with purpose and included these details because they were important to the narrative and developing his characters! 🙃
how did Kubo FUCK THIS UP SO BADDDD UGHHH
it's so hard to believe Kubo when he says ichiruki was never meant to be romantic when he DREW AND WROTE THESE PANELS WITH HIS OWN FUCKING HANDS???? having ORIHIME of all fucking people be the one to notice and consistently comment on the ichiruki bond is such a weird choice. I just want to sit in a room with Kubo with all the jealous Orihime moments and ask "what was the purpose of this? why did you even include this?" because genuinely, WHAT WAS THE FUCKING REASON????
"i want the best for this character" i say as i create yet another story in my head where their love for the other character is forever unrequited and one-sided, trapping them in an eternal hell of yearning
ship whatever you want to ship but honest to God like I am never gonna get over how romantic the SS arc was
and I don't mean blushing, hand-holding, let's go on a date omg aw cute couple romance, I mean the romance of medieval times and fairy tales like that whole arc DRIPS with chivalry
Ichigo lying on the floor in a pool of his own blood, nearly defeated but STILL trying to keep Byakuya and Renji from taking Rukia away from him until she, with tears streaming down her face, swears she'll never forgive him if he tries to follow
Him swearing on his soul to save her, vowing to pass through a "thousand blades" for her, that the power he gains is for her sake
The way he finally reunites with her in SS, flying down from the heavens in a freaking CLOAK billowing in the wind and landing gracefully into a kneel, like a knight kneeling before his princess
unable to look into her eyes as he quietly tells her he's here to save her, while she weeps over the injuries that burden his body
when it's all over, they stand and face each other in an open field, the sun sets and she smiles, he sees her smile and remembers why he wanted to save her so badly, thanks her because the rain has finally stopped
like if I ever wanna watch something and swoon I'm skipping the shoujo and just rewatching this arc tbh
2026 really is the new 2016 bc I'm genuinely so ENRAGED and ANGRY about ichiruki again, esp with tybw coming to an end again.
and this new propaganda going around that ichiruki was only a thing in the anime and their scenes are fake and non existent in the manga.
ALL THEIR BEST MOMENTS ARE FROM THE MANGA
The lovestory of Isshin and Masaki, Ichigo's fucking PARENTS, directly parallels Ichigo and Rukia's relationship, and that is sOMETHING KUBO FUCKING DREW AND WROTE WITH HIS OWN HANDS!!! but IM delusional and an anime only watcher???
also, let's not forget that Ichigo's future WIFE is canonically JEALOUS of Ichigo and Rukia's bond. She's so jealous she CRIES about it. And that NEVER gets resolved!! The pep talk Rangiku gives her about being just as important is then nullified some chapters later when Orihime notices just how concerned Ichigo is about Rukia, and HAS TO LOOK AWAY OUT OF JEALOUSY. but IM crazy for thinking Ichigo deeply cares for Rukia??? KUBO WROTE THAT SHIT. My fault I didn't realize that Orihime of all people noticing the strength of the ichiruki bond meant that Ichigo actually cares about Orihime more.
having your MC's future wife, the woman who is deeply in love with him, be the one who comments on the closeness/specialness of his relationship with another women is CRAZY. ichiruki/hime is literally the epitome of the "girl best friend he tells you not to worry about " Orihime is VERY much worried about Rukia and thaT CAME FROM KUBO's HANDS!!!
I could go on forever, this genuinely has me so HEATED. how do you set up a relationship as well developed as ichiruki and then be shocked people thought they would end up together. How do you UNINTENTIONALLY write what could have been one of the best love stories?
idc what's canon, you can rip the perfection that is ichiruki from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!
She saved him. He saved her right back.
chafing my heart against
the want of you