Aye Lmao

ask me any thing| my kik is: kimboten

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[just-shower-thoughts]

“God works in mysterious ways” is basically religion’s “Shit happens”.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

[laufie]

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: 

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

[cosmicredshit]

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

[gnarlyxxradical-blog]

just in case guys

[soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow]

it could happen to anyone

[kimboten]

Supernatural

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[kalasraven]

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

[professor-bats]

you’re just not thinking with portals.

[delcat177]

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

jump and then hit control

[bralnwashingquirk]

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

[guitaurenhero]

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

[stillhasabigego]

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

[pokemanaphy-deactivated20201115]

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.

[quixon]

Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there.

There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up

[thetallblacknerd]

You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple

[sunnysundown]

Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix 

[whatreallycomics-deactivated201]

Jump and press start repeatingly!

[tr-8r-misses-finn]

Up up down down left right left right a b start

[okayjackaboy]

Remember that.

[ryo-maybe]

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

[nifinof]

[g8memes4-u]

“Debby you outdid yourself this year”

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[ha1kq]

HAPPY BDAY

@kimboten 👾🎉🎈

[kimboten]

Omfg thank you lol

[thefactsworld]

Reblog if you want your followers to talk to you.

[kimboten]

Everyone wants equality and still feminazis still think men have everythine when we dont

[bob-belcher]

[kimboten]

Um ya he is in a bit more then "likes" you

[redstringofstydias]

Let me tell you a thing or two about hurricane Patricia

Okay you guys must not even heard about this hurricane about to hit Mexico but if you have you might be thinking “oh well it’s not that bad”

Let me start with this: 

you see the one on the left? that’s Katrina. I’m also pretty sure we all know how that turned out.

see the one on the right? Well that’s Patricia. And I have front seat tickets to live that shit.

you see that white/gray thing? well my city is under that. My whole state disspaeared under that big ass cloud.

This is the biggest storm ever on the history of earth. 

We are under lockdown. They are sending us to shelters. The rain is getting harder and not even the government wants to tell us how bad it is. 

I have family living right by the shore and they still think that it’s not that bad but now I know that I might not see them ever again.

I’m not asking you to pray or to send help but I just wanted everyone to know how bad things are. And I don’t care if this is just a shout into the void I just felt like this needed to be said because I see that no one cares. You might think that it’s not your country so it’s not your problem but oh man how wrong can someone be. A lot of people are going to die today. Maybe my family or even me but I just need people to care. This is not about fandoms but it’s about people, and I think that’s even more important than which ship is the best.

[wenchyfloozymoo]