Dispensary of Game Accomplishments and Bacon.

Just a place to get my info and crap. Animal Crossing: New Leaf Team Fortress 2 and more games only the Internet is interested in....

[guitaurenhero]

The only candy that doesn't suck as "fun size" are York Peppermint Patties. Because the experience outweighs the size.

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[birdography]

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

[tenaflyviper]

I’m sorry, have you seen a cassowary’s feet?  Have you seen that nature has equipped this angry fuck with fucking 6" shivs for toes?  Do YOU wanna be the one to tell him to move?

[guitaurenhero]

What kind of grapes does a cassowary eat?

Yours.

[guitaurenhero]

Apparently, Symmetra is only worth complaining about when her skin is lighter than mocha, rather than being on your team.

[nicejewishguy]

borderlands is a mediocre game series 

[guitaurenhero]

Still better than Undertale.

[guitaurenhero]

It's a good thing Stryfe decided NOT to name the group Mutant International Liberation Front.

[socialist-anxiety]

tumblr staff must not know that ad targeting is a thing

[socialist-anxiety]

i have an idea, let’s advertise real estate investment opportunities and brand new cars on a site full of broke children

[guitaurenhero]

Correction: A site full of adults acting like children who are broke.

[guitaurenhero]

Guess they gave Rattata a wicked mouse-tache, huh?

[guitaurenhero]

Did they make Prowler mode because we wanted to play Palicos or did they just wanted to dump all the cat puns they could?

[guitaurenhero]

Friends: Don't worry about it. You'll get over it. *Hears chains and cuff latching below me. Looks down.* Bad event/memory: I'm going to be with you....FOOOORRRREEEEVVERRRRRRR.

[guitaurenhero]

Did...did I just step back in time somewhere?

[guitaurenhero]

Nega McCree

He draws at high midnight.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

any Pokemon sounds like a terrible concept if you describe it in as few words as possible

[butch-king-frankenstein]

“I can’t believe there’s a Pokemon that’s a fox that can turn into eight different other foxes.  what were they smoking”

[skarchomp]

“It’s a fire-breathing dragon” OHHHHH WHAT GROUNDBREAKING IDEA WILL YOU HAVE NEXT

[chum-personable]

ghost lamp

[dat-soldier]

Sentient Mud

[wander-in-arda]

bird

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

clown servant

[that1guykaiser]

Bipedal wolf thing

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

ninja frog

[abbiegoth-archive]

electricity cat

[dontneedfeminism2]

magma duck.

[shin-hero-buster]

creepy mime

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Floating keyring

[mizumanta]

Horse beetle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Apparently a ghost sandcastle now

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Pile of eggs

[papayapom]

long thing that lives in the dirt

[opal-circus]

A school of fish.

[reuniclus]

A four-armed rock that explodes

[ampharodisiac]

lizard in a hoodie

[axeystuff]

Trash bag

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

static corgi

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

It’s literally just a dozen eggs with faces.

[guitaurenhero]

A frog with hooks in its hands and a huge ass goiter.

[hthrrloooo]

Another Big Win: SCOTUS Just Banned Domestic Abusers From Owning Firearms

In this morning's 6-2 Supreme Court decision, the crime of reckless domestic violence and abuse is now considered a misdemeanor that justif...

FUCK YES

[thekiltedginger]

Yes!!!!

[tiredboobs-deactivated20190225]

This is great.

[guitaurenhero]

"Most importantly, it means safer homes for those most at risk: women (especially women of color), LGBTQ+ folks, and children."?

I can see this being abused and repealed VERY quickly.

[guitaurenhero]

Team Skull is a comical stereotype of inner city gangs and I just can't take them seriously.

[guitaurenhero]

There were no survivors.

[hoodrichjay]

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

[gypped]

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

[thursday]

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

[kiusaus]

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

i hate when people say “I’m Russian” like no you’re not rushing anywhere you’re a lazy fuck

[guitaurenhero]

I hate when people say "I'm German" well clean yourself up and you'd stop catching colds you nasty person.

[guitaurenhero]

Things my Mom says

Callie/Marie's eyes looks like Phillips head screws.