Kim Ellendale 🎮

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[unclefather]

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

[nocturnaldove777-deactivated202]

That's just male bonding

[unganseylike]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being boring

[evilweek]

[sothisisablog]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[matemisho]

Just girls being girls

[audder17]

Why are the diet ones the only ones that bounce before exploding?

[theunvanquishedzims]

The video didn’t load at first so I thought you were talking about literal girls exploding and asking why the skinny ones bounced

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[eugeniedanglars]

you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.

“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”

“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”

“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen

[syqitten]

ask and ye shall recieve

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

There have been enough vampire teen dramas. I want to see vampire frat comedy

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[boobachu]

I’m itchy

[rhaelys-targaryen]

At least Lucerys is with Ser Harwin and Lord Lyonel now😭😭😭😭😭😭

RiP Lucerys Velaryon, who died the honorable death of a DragonKnight and DragonRider. May the Stranger bring you peace. 😭😭😭

(Fuck now I’m crying)

[hotcupofdragons]

Me: I’m not going to get attached to ANYONE cause it’s GoT.

Also me: *gets overly attached to Luke*

Me during the finale:

[fireandbloodsource]

And yet today, you publicly assaulted a Knight of the Kingsguard in the… in the defense of your…

You have your honor and I have mine.

[nicola-coughlan]

DERRY GIRLS | 2.04 The Curse

[nazumichi]

i love it when characters are package deals, i love duos i love trios i love quartets, i love groups and squads, i love it when you can’t find one without the other(s), i love it when they’re glued at the hip, i love it no matter the context of these dynamics, i lov

[vlad-the-lad]

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[joshpeck]

Ain't it scary being 24?

Like 25 is such a strong number on the horizon.

actually aging is a gift so jot that down

[muddyviolets]

I see it is time to bring back the wisdom toad

[joshpeck]

[memeuplift]