Kink I Guess

this is a kink blog minors dni. 19, she/they, bisexual, mostly into belly stuff

[fond-of-round]

that baby will neeeeever shut up

[kimkig]

i GOTTA get my period soon im so fucking horny

[solaruniver]

Insanity warning: Mpreg

Hello, yes. My sanity hit 0 again. And what’s better recovery than forcing my comfort character to suffer? :3

There. I cross the line.

Ok, time to leave for a while again.

[drpeppertummy]

tfpreg for tfpreg week pleak.... tone of man in need of water. parched

i saved this for 2 months bc i knew i would get to it someday

[id in alt]

[preggomancer]

Wait hold on everyone start eroticizing uterus transplants right now

[preggomancer]

like. Thats my womb filling out your belly. I didn’t just knock you up I gave you the hardware. I carved out a piece of me I didn’t want and now it’s taking over your body. Can anyone fucking hear me

[boyprxgg]

awww hey is everything okay? you seem a bit down... you just got pumped full of eggs and have nowhere to go? thats okay! come with me, i'll take care of you! no need to feel embarrassed. it's my pleasure!

hm? whats wrong? your stomach feels weird? i can see why... your eggs are growing! look at that belly. lift up your shirt for me? oh c'mon don't be shy, let me feel! your bump is so warm... god look at you grow. yeah...you look properly gravid now.

your chest aches? do you need to be milked? hey, it's okay! no need to get all flustered like that! take your shirt off and lemmie check....yeah, look at how puffy and engorged those tits are. its deeeefinitely time to get milked. do you want me to rub your tummy after? would that make you feel better?

god look at that belly, you're practically ready to pop! you're seriously stretched to your limits here. could i... suck on your navel? just a little...? i know i know its so sensitive but you just look so cute on my couch pinned under your huge taut bump. its not like you could reach to push me away anyways... really? i can? thank you so much!!

what is it? your water broke? oh yay!! here, lay down and take your pants off. i know it's so embarrassing but they're gonna get stuck if you dont. you don't wanna have your pussy stretched by the same egg over and over, do you? haha, i see that blush! but seriously, strip and lay down.

theeeere you go! that wasn't so hard was it? one egg down! it was pretty big too. did it feel better when i was rubbing your clit while you pushed? yeah? oh i know you were so so close to orgasming. a few more eggs and then i'll let you finish, okay? i don't wanna tire you out too quick now! say... how many eggs did you get stuffed inside you? 20 you think? perfect, just relax and wait for your next contraction. i don't mind sitting here all night rubbing and sucking on your clit while you push! seriously it's no problem! just focus on the eggs, ok?

[imstraightandadude-deactivated2]

[kimkig]

for a few weeks after discovering Usopp’s pregnancy, sanuso enter a bit of a dry spell. usopp worries that sanji isn’t attracted to him anymore because of the changes in his body. Meanwhile sanji is still super attracted to him and ridiculously pent up but he tries to repress it because he’s one of those people who’s afraid of hurting the baby

[kimkig]

I was supposed to take the Ritalin that makes you good at studying but I think I accidentally took the Ritalin that makes you think about pregnant men

[kimkig]

also usopp would have HORRENDOUS morning sickness especially in the first trimester. he can barely be in the same room as food without having to throw up. it stresses sanji out so bad

[kimkig]

fuck it more usopp mpreg posting. I just know that as soon as he fully processed the news that he’s pregnant, he would use it to lightly guilttrip sanji. like “sanji the baby misses you come cuddle :(“ “you’re not going to neglect the one carrying your child are you???” “sanji the baby says if I don’t get this very specific food item I’ll DIE 🥺” “sanji I’m tired can you carry me please 🥺” (he’s barely three months pregnant he can walk just fine but sanji is still gonna carry him bridal style bc he’s a prince and a gentleman)

[pushingboi]

Imagine labouring in the tub, submerged in nice, warm, comforting water, mellow contractions rippling through your gravid womb. You can feel your body slowly guiding the baby downwards, feel your hips gradually filling with the bulging mass of it- the forebag of the unbroken sac distending into your birth canal.

You savour the sensation of the next contraction as it wreathes your pregnant belly in pressure and pain, the most beautiful force of nature operating within you to bring forth the burgeoning new life growing nurtured inside you these many long months.

Suddenly, lost in the intensity of this particular contraction, you feel the bursting of the waters between your legs, and you can't help but it moan at the release of pressure.

Hands on your belly, you can feel it shrink beneath your fingers in slow motion. Over your emptying belly you watch as the blood and water of your womb spill out between your legs, floating like winged tendrils to dissipate into the water around you, until your own skin is submersed in the same amniotic fluid as your baby.

The tranquil release of pressure does not last a moment before the baby's head lurches forward into your pelvis to fill the space. You gasp as the head emerges from your cervix and lodges itself in your birth canal. There's a whole new flavour of sensation, a stretching, burning fullness the likes of which you could never have imagined. The sounds coming from your voice are animal and uncontrollable as you fight to process the intensity.

The baby's coming. You can feel it fighting to be born, headfirst and big.

The waters around you flow and splash again at your body as your hips roll and convulse against the pressure. Right on queue you feel the urge to push.

You spread your legs in the bloody water and let out a big PUSH. In one way it's a relief, but once you begin, you can't stop. The pressure is enormous. Gripped in the throes of childbirth you squirm and push, the head beginning to stretch you wider and wider and wider with each second.

It's beautiful, it's otherworldly, this sensation of giving birth. It's coming so fast, though- you can feel the ring of fire so intensely you desperately wish you could stop pushing, but the birth is unrelenting. Before you know it, the head has popped free, followed by the shoulders, and the rest of the body slides out with a gush.

You reach into the bloody fog in the water between your legs and retrieve the newborn, its limbs splaying reflexively, and lift it finally into your arms for the first time.

[kimkig]

would people judge if i posted hcs about usopp being pregnant. sike im gonna do it anyway.

i hc that usopp himself was born premature. he was really tiny and fragile but he pulled through against all odds.

when he’s pregnant, he becomes worried that the same thing will happen to his baby. he knows all babies are born on their own schedule, and he knows being a premie isn’t a death sentence (he’s kind of living proof of that), but he just wishes he could get some kind of guarantee that his baby will stay in until the due date and be born healthy and fully grown.

this leads to him becoming really anxious and hyper-aware of his body. any time he feels a little pain a part of his brain is like “oh god is this it am I going into labor oh god oh fuck-“. then it turns out it was just the baby moving or some back pain or something.

he ends up carrying to full term, but when he does go into labor, he doesn’t really believe it at first. he keeps trying to rationalize it like “nah these are probably just practice contractions again. im not really going into labor im just achy”. he doesn’t want to make a scene over another false alarm.

only when a BIG contraction takes his breath away and his water breaks does he tell the others that the baby might be coming for real this time.

[kimkig]

last night I had a dream where I was pregnant I think. the bump was like first/second trimester size, small enough to just look like I took a deep breath in, but my tummy was definitely poking out a little. ngl it was kind of hot

[swelling-and-streched]

There’s a large, deep pond in the clearing behind your house and one summers afternoon you decide to strip down and take a swim. You enjoy the cool water on your body and the dappled sunlight on your face.

As you swim up and down the length of the pond, you feel something sliding against your legs. You stop and look down and there’s nothing there, but you can feel it creeping up your thigh. You reach down to the space between your legs and your hand meets a wriggly mass that you can’t see, you try to grab it but it slips out your grasp and you jump when you feel it push into your exposed hole.

Naturally you start freaking out and make wild grabs for the foreign object but it just slides out your grasp each time and you feel the thing displace itself further up inside you. Suddenly, you feel so full you can barely breathe.

You swim to shore and heave yourself onto the grassy bank to discover your belly has paunched out a bit. You look down at yourself in confusion, with the amount of space you feel the thing taking up inside you, you expected to look bigger. Still, you try not to panic. You get up and walk back to your house awkwardly, trying to adjust to your new centre of gravity, still dripping wet.

You get back to your room to dry off and catch a glance at yourself in the mirror, yeah you do look bigger but, it can be mistaken for some weight gain or you can tell people you’re two months along.

The thought makes you chuckle.

You run your hand over the new curve of your belly and the thing inside you starts squirming wildly, you’re brought to your knees by the sudden movement and you start feeling hot. You get a rising urge to touch yourself, and your fingers immediately sink into your wet hole without a second thought. The other hand drifted to your nipple, rolling it between your fingers and the other working between your legs, you watch your reflection and see the movement under your skin has calmed a little.

Yet you feel a force push down on your hole and you feel something squishy come out. You lean back and spread yourself open to see what’s going on, only to see a clear gelatinous substance slowly peek out of you. So this is what is trying to make a home inside you. You grab it like before and, like before, it slips out of your hand and straight back up inside you.

You curse under your breath but you feel it make its slow descent once again and you hold your hand out ready to catch it… only for it to slip back inside without breaching your hole. You collapse onto your back from pleasure. it does this again and again, fucking you from the inside.

You lost count of how many times you came and you pass out. You wake up still on the floor, the morning light burning your eyes through your eyelids.

Getting up seems harder than it should be, you feel heavier and your belly feels… tight. You can’t find it in yourself to question it, your mind feels foggy as you stroke your swollen middle and you feel the slippery invader fill your hole from the inside again, pulsating in a rhythm you can’t place.

You head to the kitchen to get something to eat, deciding to make a sandwich with whatever is in your fridge, mindlessly snacking as you put it together. Your pussy throbbing and your belly tightening as you eat. You finish up in the kitchen and collapse on the couch in a haze of pleasure, feeling the slime roll around inside you. Without thinking you touch yourself again, chasing your high while the slime pumps itself in you.

You don’t know how many hours passed with you knuckle deep in yourself or when you even passed out, but when you opened your eyes the sun had just set. And yet the fact you fell asleep on the couch the entire day was not the most pressing thing.

A sharp pain passed through your belly, you looked down and almost screamed. Instead of the first trimester bump you were sporting just last night, you were now gravid. Practically overdue with twins.

The sharp pain passed through you again and you grabbed your belly with a cry. It was firm to the touch, taught like there was really something in there.

That’s when you felt something travelling down to your hole, it definitely wasn’t the slime. The slime was drippy and rolled around and it came down. No, this was hard and moved steady.

You instinctively pushed and it immediately reached the entrance of your hole, the ring on muscle being the only thing holding it inside. You pushed again and it popped out with almost no resistance.

Which wasn’t surprising since you were working yourself open for who knows how long, no doubt you were loose enough of these things to practically fall out of you. You strained to reach between your legs and picked up whatever it was you just birthed, holding up for closer inspection.

It looked like a glass ball about the size of an orange, but it was squishy like jelly. Were these things a part of the slime? It’s eggs?

You felt another descend almost immediately. You grabbed the blanket you keep in the corner of the couch and laid it down under your ass. Resting back on your elbows, you bore down hard. It popped out with no resistance and two more lined up.

You laboured for what felt like no time at all, yet you lost count of how many eggs actually birthed and your belly shrunk back down to normal. You lay back in the couch to catch your breath, looking at the pile between your legs shining in the moonlight.

You turned to look out the sliding door and your eyes fell on the pond out in the distance.

Yeah, that makes sense.

You stand up on shaky legs and gather the corners of the blanket to hold the eggs and shift them onto your back.

Out the door into the back garden, you make your way to the pond where you picked up the slime in the first place, and unceremoniously dump them into the water with scattered splashes.

You were almost sad it was over, never in your life did you come as hard as you did than these past two days. Covering yourself with the blanket you make your way back home, resigned to live with only the memory.

That’s when you felt a flutter in your womb. Seems like you’ll live with more than the just the memory. 

[fairyniceyeah]

🧚🏻‍♀️Emeto cheat sheet

Causes of vomiting:

Acid Reflux

Alcohol (+Flush gene)

Allergic reaction

Anxiety

Appendicitis   

Bulimia

Cancer (+Chemotherapy)

Coffee on empty stomach

Crohn’s Disease

Cycling Vomiting Syndrome

Exercise after eating

Exhaustion

Extortion (sports) on empty stomach       

Fevers       

Flu

Food intolerances       

Food poisoning (salmonella, E.Coli …)·       

Gallstones       

Gastroenteritis       

Gastrointestinal Obstruction

Gastroparesis    

Hangover

Heat/Heat stroke   

Indigestion

Kidney Infection

Labyrinthitis (ear infection)

Lactose Intolerance

Medication (Antibiotics, opioids)

Ménières Disease

Meningitis       

Migraines/Headaches       

Motion sickness (cars, buses, boats, planes …)       

Norovirus

Overeating       

Pain      

Panic Attacks  

Poison

Pregnancy

Reflux     

Rollercoasters       

Stomach flu

Ulcerative colitis

Ulcers

UTIs

Vertigo

What happens before:

Abdominal pain

Clutching Stomach

Dizziness/Vertigo

Dry Mouth

Dry-heaving

Gagging 

Hand (Back of hand/Palm) to mouth

Heaviness of limbs

Nausea/Queasiness/Feeling sick

Paleness/Ashen, green or grey face

Panic/Fear

Rapid heartbeat

Reacting to stimulants (sight/smell/taste of food e.g)

Salivia builds up/Mouth waters

Shallow/Rapid breathing

Sour stomach

Stomach cramps

Sweating

Throat tightening

Wanting fresh air

What happens during:

Sound:

Burp/Hiccough

Coughing

Echoing back 

Gagging/Retching/Heaving/Wretching

Gurgling stomach

Rapid breathing

Splattering

Vomit hitting water/receptacle

Sight:

(No) Remnants of previous food

Color (Brown/Depends on previous food) of sick

Liquidly/Chunky/Thick sick

Vomit in corner of mouth

Vomit/Sick/Throw up splattering on floor

Smell:

Acidic

Putrid

Rancid

Sour

Taste:

Acidic

Bitter

Previous food

Sour

Feeling/Misc.:

Back rippling

Burning in mouth/throat/nose

Choking/Feeling like there is no air

Crying

Curling up into themselves/into caretaker

Gagging/Retching/Heaving

Hot vomit/bile/stomach contents

Hyperventilation/Panic

Liquidly/Chunky/Thick sick

Sticky sick on clothing

Stomach contracting/Rolling/Gurgling

Stomach contents sloshing around

Torrent/Wave/Spray/Mouthfuls of sick coming up

Trembling

Vomit gushing/rushing out of mouth (+nose)/up their throat

Vomit seeping through fingers

What happens after:

Being overwhelmed

Blurry vision (from tears)

Changing clothes/Cleaning

Coughing

Cramps

Crying/Sobbing

Cuddling/Soothing

Dehydration

Dizziness/Vertigo

Drinking water

Falling/Slumping forwards against toilet/bucket

Lost/Rough voice/Pain in throat

Medication

Passing out/Fainting

Resting head on toilet seat

Shaking/Trembling

Staying hunched over – not sure if gonna be sick again

Taking Temperature

Wiping away tears/vomit

What the caretaker can do:

Call for help (another caretaker/medical)

Cleaning/Disinfecting

Help sickie take sips of water when they are too weak and nauseous to hold the glass themselves

Help sickie take a shower/bath to clean them up

Hold bucket/trash bin/other receptacle

Holding back hair (strands/at the neck)/fringe

Holding sickie upright

Holding sickies hand

Make hot water bottle

Make sickie blow their nose

Make sickie drink to replenish lost fluids

Make sickie lay down (on their side/on caretaker’s lap)

Make sickie take medication/temperature

Make soup

Rubbing circles on back

Rubbing stomach

Soothe sickie (don’t hold it in, you will feel better after …)

Washing clothes/bed sheets/blankets/stuffed animals that got caught in the crossfire

Whispering comfort

Wiping away tears/vomit

Wiping sickies face with a wet cloth to help with the sweat/fever/pukey feeling

Other related symptoms:

Abdominal pain/cramps

Bloating

Diarrhea

Dizziness/Vertigo

Fever

Headache/Dehydration headache

Hiccoughs/Burping

Inability to keep anything down

Nausea

Paleness/Grey, green or ashen face

Shaking/Trembling

Possible scenarios:

Bathroom is occupied

Being in public/situation they can’t escape from

Caretaker finding sickie on bathroom floor

Carrying a bucket around wherever sickie goes

Clutching a bucket/bin/plastic bag/toilet so hard their knuckles turn white

Cramps so bad sickie can’t move

Curling up on bathroom floor

Eating something despite knowing they are allergic to it

Eating something without realizing they are allergic to it

Feeling sick all day without relief

Feverish and dizzy

Getting admitted to hospital

Inability to keep anything down

Movie marathon as distraction

Multiple sickies (+ not enough bathrooms)

Rubbing sick tummy

Sick during transport

Throwing up in (empty/full) trash bin

Throwing up in bag

Throwing up in bucket

Throwing up in hand

Throwing up in toilet

Throwing up on blankets

Throwing up on floor

Throwing up on something/someone

Throwing up the medication/pills

Throwing up what they just ate/drank

Unable to leave bathroom

Unable to make it to bathroom

Waking up sick in the middle of the night

If you have any more suggestions, please contact me ✌🏼

Much thanks to @rosetyler42 and the anon who suggested some more ideas!

[fond-of-round]

9 to 5-er having a VERY interesting 5 to 9 this evening, miss girl may have to call out tomorrow