[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[10000bc]

i wanna post something but it requires a deep understanding of reincarnation for any of you to fully grasp what im trying to communicate

[10000bc]

[bargests-deactivated20190606]

[brainstatic]

[brainstatic]

We have an update 

[bethanyactually]

there’s more!

Pieter Hanson’s original tweet 

donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

donate to Make-A-Wish

[unofficial-estonia]

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

me dragging my blanket around the whole damn house cuz all of me must be toasty

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“(She had the sea within her soul, continuously.)”

— Salvatore Quasimodo, tr. by Manolis Aligizakis, from “The Tall Schooner,”

[i-am-a-fish]

there’s a gay wizard out there turning everyone gay

[i-am-a-fish]

they don’t know any spells or anything they’re just. they’re so freakin HOT

[feministism]

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

when your best lad ian makes a joke at your expense

[silenthill]

Oh this made me laugh

[cuttheheadliights]

What sitcom am I living in right now

[gaysemiotics]

I want out

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[jasper-rolls]

today we will eat at deodorant

[audreyhepbuns]

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

alvin is killed by his son simon

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[willow]

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts