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i could blog better than this but i won't

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

flowerinaflame

hallogallo

Smug face of a free man

sapphling

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

egberts

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

confusedgeorgia

btw if you roll a cigarette/ joint in front of me my eyes ARE glued to u and it IS in a sexually charged way

imsoofuckingsad

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Age regressing to 22

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard