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I apologize beforehand for every opinion expressed in this blog, I am an actual schizophrenic and most of the time I am not thinking straight.
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@kimsmoltzz
If you are reading this, please read my mental delusions.
I apologize beforehand for every opinion expressed in this blog, I am an actual schizophrenic and most of the time I am not thinking straight.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Kim_Smoltz
Previously, I have posted about how in the prototype version of Mario Artist: Paint Studio for the Japan-only Nintendo 64DD add-on, crashing the game shows a bizarre "You've been DINGLED..." screen with a British school crossing patrol officer, colloquially known as a "lollipop man" (included since the game being mainly developed by Software Creations, a British studio).
Interestingly, this is barely visible in the game itself as the actual "You've been DINGLED..." screen appears for only 2/3 of a second before being replaced with the crash debug information. As such, it appears that even during the prototype phase this was intended to be a sudden moment of surprise that requires viewing it multiple times to fully process the image, and was likely inserted as a prank between the British programmers.
Top: how the crash appears in-game. Bottom: the "You've been DINGLED..." screen, isolated.
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Where did Tomozou´s turtle go?
I´m in love with this show. So crude animation and yet so cute. I feel inspired to draw again.
trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy
saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”
you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?
“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.
“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid
“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one
When we say "the rich" we should not talk about the old fart who has two houses or the person who has a small successful business.
We should talk about the rich who are actively destroying the world, enslaving people and killing with wars, those who take advantage of the working class.
I am too old to call myself a communist tbh, but in my heart I wish the working class to be free of the chains of oppression.
Rice is nice.
But is just a grain.
I like rice, so I'm not insane.
these stupid fuckers again..... (how do I draw lifting your head. this is the best ive gotten.)
I tried a new program and i lwk fw this (ref unsercut)
"Come on Yasuke!
Put on a smile on that pretty face!"
[...]
"Are you Purring?"
Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium
these stupid fuckers again..... (how do I draw lifting your head. this is the best ive gotten.)
I tried a new program and i lwk fw this (ref unsercut)
And here I am, once again, with a simple ass edit, this time, Surf´s Up Slowed + Reverb and a little surprise.
I know that you'll feel better if you send us in your letter and
Tell us the name of your...
Your favourite Vega-Table.
Everyone spun masterfully!
{The Knight attempts to spin as well}
pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.
The juxtaposition of these tweets...
The hundred line has to be the most disappointing game I've ever played.
I expected much more from a project where 999 director is involved.
I just received more of Kodaka's shit.
Now attempting to talk about nihilism instead of despair.
Though I don't regret loving and defending V3 ending, I think to reuse the same "nothing is real, all is fake" shit in a videogame about war wasn't the best thing to do.
Also, what's up with that characters? Does that man not know how to write more shit other than danganronpa?
sxgar back with their hetslop (its a HETGEM trust me.) but its ponies as pony practice errrrrrr I see an issue that bugs me here but im going to ignore it