DEAR READER
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON
@theartofmadeline
izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
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trying on a metaphor
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Andulka
RMH
roma★
Janaina Medeiros
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@kindapct
Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so
Just carry a purse…
But I told him I was masc :(
me when i play videogames
Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die
me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street
Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient
frodo and sam are like the simon and garfunkel of middle earth
A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.
The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy
I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.
(ARTIST’S RENDITION)
Whipped up a concept of more candy style packaging, rather than the oreo pack look that he drew.
This response still haunts me.
The more I reflect on it the more I believe this person knows me and knew this minimalist take would particularly piss me off. The fact this is on a throwaway account with this being their only post really enforces that.
So who did this? You can come clean now, I promise I won’t get mad, please.
first vine, now tiktok, lets just go back to ytmnd
Someone please fill me in
ok done
there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp
Yeah I’ll reblog that
as if you had a choice
aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
beetroot?
you want beetroot?
you want fucking beet root?
ingredience
throwing up laughing realizing there's an entire subset of people who were laughing at lean jokes without knowing what lean is and have gotten so offended when they're told it's a drug what did you think it was about? purple water?
mfw purple cup of water 😂😂 silly water youre not purple 😝
i love how this is just not true i forgot how much people love to lie on here
My tragic accident when I was making a classic Jolly Ranchers Sprite In Two Styrofoam Cups and the shelf gave way on my prized promethazine syrup collection
Oooohhh shit that judge ruled the sexual assault case against prince andrew could proceed I was not expecting this
How about the whole family gets "de-royaled" let's think about that for a moment!
bring out the de-royaling machine *rolls out a guillotine*
blogging is my version of bloodletting. gets the poison out etc
Finally, some good news.
👉🏿 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/16/health/abortion-pills-fda.html
This is so great because if anyone is caught impeding or messing with these deliveries, it’s MAIL, that makes it a FEDERAL crime, whoever fucks with these packages gets charged FEDERALLY, they face up to five years in prison.
bought an excellent head of garlic last week. each clove was very easily peelable and a great shape. just wanted to share
may you all have excellent heads of Garlic.
