[grayskymorning]

Sammantha Margaret

[markgatiss]

[laralaralara]

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

[ladyandtheghost]

It’s like the opposite of Twilight 

[starfleetacademy]

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

[subrosa-shit-deactivated2024091]

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

[meglyman]

Homeopathic holy

[kaijutegu]

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

[kaijutegu]

Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.

[corvidbone-deactivated20200223]

[fuckyahumor]

i just wanna find the jake peralta of my life

[halles-comet]

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

[halles-comet]

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

[halles-comet]

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

[kindawhatevernow]

I will never NOT reblog this

[cinemapix]

Low... battery...

BIG HERO 6 (2014) dir. Don Hall and Chris Williams

[grandtheftalto]

Since it’s National Coming Out Day, I’d like to take the time to formally announce that I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss

[tenorgender]

[tenorgender]

this got 1k notes in 4 hours are y'all ok

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

[bisquid]

Also -

What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?

Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM

It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat

[bungleboobs]

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

You’re damn right.

[leauxevol]

Teleport

[nycstark]

donna noble’s season was literally the most iconic. she shows up in the tardis on her WEDDING DAY, helps kill a spider mother, and runs into the doctor AGAIN??? because she knew something was up at that company and KNEW the doctor would be involved??? “i’m waving at fat!” how Adorable??? hOw iS hArVeYwALLbAnGeR oNe WoRd??? donna and the doctor chained up in the oodsphere and she makes a SICK point about humans taking advantage of the ood and the doctor tells her “nice one” with the tone of voice saying he’d high five her if he could,, donna questioning the tardis’s translation capabilities and speaking in Latin to someone in pompeii just to see what’s up????? literally saying “fuck off” and taking a spa day while the doctor nearly gets eaten on midnight???? WELL YOU’RE NOT MATIN WITH ME SUNSHINE!!! ABSOLUTELY ICONIC i stan one queen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[yourbigsisnissi]

relationships are so much healthier when the goal is to experience life together and not to try to make the person into who you want them to be or to make them do what you want them to do. 

[idezwitch]

and i oop-

[whatevercomestomymind]

Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.

[ugly--cupcakes]

Pumpkin Cheesecake Cupcakes with Salted Caramel Sauce

[handmade-heavens-deactivated202]

I work on myself daily to be a better person. When I react in a negative way to somebody, I sit back and think about why I did it, so I’m always working on myself, and my music is the same.

[buzzkillbyrne]

love hozier's social media bc there's absolutely no effort to hide when it's his team posting promotional stuff and when it's him saying any dumb thought crossing his mind

[buzzkillbyrne]

hozier's media team: loved playing here :) thank :)

hozier: if i donated my body to a puppet theatre would that be fucked up or what

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