treat people with kindness

Emily-25-cat mum- married

[toskarin]

as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

[toskarin]

I wish I could believe you mean "as a father" but I know you mean "as a man"

[taken-for-pomegranted]

if it makes you feel better, I'll call him daddy while I'm enjoying him as a man

[toskarin]

I don't think that makes me feel better but thank you for sharing anyway

[casliyn]

Rest in Peace, Andre Braugher.

[great-and-small]

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second

[nyanbinyuri]

[shleepy-girl]

They’re the backbone of our economy

[melancholyrainfall]

anyone wanna play among us? 

I’ll send you the code

[rumman]

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

[levourdalak]

[fitzdyke]

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

[betanoiz]

how’s that going bestie

[fitzdyke]

[melancholyrainfall]

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pinkhellfire - Twitch

Come watch me stream Hogwarts Legacy! ✨🪄

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ya blink and suddenly vanilla extract is a meme I guess

[what-even-is-thiss]

Tumblr is just a never ending process of “this might as well happen”

[plaguedoctormemes]

So-called “free thinkers” when they see vanilla extract as an option in a poll

[sadclowncentral]

what i love most about this tumblr poll era is that all of us immediately decided to unleash every single social behaviour experiment of the last century onto each other in a way that would make even the hardiest of psychologists tremble. it's like if lab rats saw what the scientists were doing and decided to cut out the middle man

[fellshish]

Tumblr right now

[cool-stuffandthings]

Tumblr be like:

[millebon]

[kleefkruid]

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[kleefkruid]

Turns out the button actually makes vanilla extract

[maxbytes]

we were so right when we invented the concept of friendship bracelets and wedding bands and the like. just matchy stuff in general. to feel this piece of jewelry on your skin and to fidget with it, a physical reminder of your connection with this other person who’s so important to you. to know they’re also wearing the other half of the pair, or group of 3 or more, because they love you too…

[zazzedcoffee]

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Of course this somehow manages to happen

[wordfather]

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.