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taylor. queer, she/her. follows & comments come from verysmallgirl

[polybatcest]

big brother production will be like we CANNOT have two gay people on the same season because we CAN'T risk a gay showmance it would be INAPPROPRIATE. anyway this season we're proud to present the first ddlg showmance in big brother history

[rationales]

[bitchoflivinq]

probably so fake but so funny

[thewingedwolf]

love is real 😭

[killyspinacoladas]

Meme is bb reddit's favorite mystery 😂

[hohrobe]

production's dr questions lead jared to target america, are you ffr???

[zingbott]

Between being blindsided by this power and the reveal of the pressure cooker the other week I am PLEASANTLY surprised by how often live shows are shocking me this season

[americas-saboteur]

If Matt used it that would also mean Cam wasted almost 14 hours holding a button for literally nothing, and I would find that alone hilarious

[timeforamericasvote]

in some ways i’d say that pressure cooker week ending in an evicted houseguest staying in the house is actually quite cosmically poetic

[simplykodos]

I love the rare moments when this dumb show shocks us so scrolling through the tag is just reading the same phrase over and over

[zingbott]

Sooo... America or Cory for HOH right

[padawanduck]

Jared in this comp

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

This is really wild

[kindclaire]

this episode is really boring so i’m just sitting here reminiscing about how much i miss johnny mac

[backyardveto]

blue calling miss felicia momma f… this is the most pointless thing that has happened in all 25 seasons of big brother, and battle of the block was on 2 seasons

[officialhouseguest]

imagine trying to explain what’s happening on big brother rn to someone who doesn’t watch. like…

“ok so they have someone from survivor in the cast with her son but it’s a secret that he’s her son. the son has a girlfriend of supposedly seven years irl. BUT he decides he wants to hook up with another member of the cast. he tells her he only recently started viewing women as people. it works?? they hook up, on camera, on a couch in a common area. he cleans up after himself with bleach wipes that stain the couch. MEANWHILE he has revealed his big secret — that his mother is in the house — to this girl. she does not give a shit. she also thinks he’s talking about A DIFFERENT WOMAN in the cast, not the one from survivor. he goes along with it??? MEANWHILE there is a rumor going around the house that the woman she incorrectly assumed was his mother is DENZEL WASHINGTON’S SISTER. and the fake last name that the son of the survivor contestant gave when they introduced themselves to each other…. is WASHINGTON. so anyway then there’s this girl named Izzy—”

LIKE

[backyardveto]

NO HISAM BEING FUNNY AND HAPPY IN HIS INTERVIEW WITH JULIE