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EXPECTATIONS
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
#extradirty
Claire Keane
Love Begins
NASA
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandiseā¦.. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
Nyle DiMarco discusses Marvelās casting of their deaf character, Hawkeye, in his interview with Mic.
This is the attitude that every creative artist needs to take.
When youāre wondering if you have the guts to post that new fanfic or to send your manuscript to a publisher, remember this.
Life goals.
reblogging this again because i really fucking need it right now
ābeauty and the beastā where beautyās dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck thatĀ and puts on her pants and marches down to the beastās castle herself
and sheās expecting this horrifying dark fortress but itās actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture thatās sometimes alive
and she thinks, i can work with this
and the beast comes out and heās likeĀ donāt look at me i am a hideous monsterĀ and beautyās like dude youāre like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding youāre AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride
and heās like what and she goes around the castle like okay weāll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook
and the beast is confused because isnāt she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and heās like uh arenāt you going to try to run away
and beautyās all are you kidding this is aĀ magic castleĀ iām going toĀ live here forever
so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and theyāre all amazed that sheās alive and her sisters go WHY DIDNāT THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and sheās like nahhh heās basically just a big cat heās kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks iām not looking
and she explains howĀ itās really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesnāt know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey thatās his hobby yāknow iām not gonna discourage that man
and then one day while beautyās re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and heās like hey so this is awkward but are you likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..in love with meā¦ā¦?????????
and beautyās like oh uh wow haha um sorry no youāreā¦sort of a tiger
and the beast is likeĀ thank goodnessĀ because if you were iād have to turn back into a human and iāveĀ kind of gotten used toĀ being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason likeĀ why would i want to go back to being a spindly little manĀ and then beauty laughs and sheās like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear
and they end up getting married in the end just because itās easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if heās not actually a man, and thatās fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers
and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you donāt like my crepes? well you know my husband, who isĀ literally a tiger,Ā loves themĀ and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted
and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again
can that happen
Can we have a whole book of aromantic fairy tales?
I needed this so much.
I am down for this idea of the Beast as a scholarly ace tiger with horns.
i want a nature documentary narrated by newt scamander and hagrid
Okay but Iām always a slut for the Enemies-to-Friends-to-Lovers trope where theyāre forced to work together while lost/stuck in a hostile environment and slowly build their relationship, first out of reluctant necessity, but then learn they can trust the other will watch their back, then slowly get to know each other more while old prejudices are left behind and character growth happens until finally theyāre willing to die for each other like
Thatās good shit
Zoinks
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this is the funniest line in a fanfic description i have ever seen
Ben: shoot that piece of junk oUT OF THE SKY!!!!!
Falcon: excuse me where tf do you think you were conceived you owe me your very existence you emo little fuck
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
CHRIST
my body: bleaseā¦. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal
me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:
Santa is on strike due to global warming. Ā All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Ā Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
āMUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDRENā
āYes goodā
āAND EAT THE BAD ONESā
āWait noā
āEAT THEMā
āsasha noā
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THATāS IT
the last jedi directorās cut
yoda: train rey you must
luke: i dont know if i can do that. iām scared iāll mess up again.
yoda: hmmh. thatās nothin a little music canāt help
yoda:Ā
yoda: rockin
the sequel trio in the falcon with leia:Ā mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds! leia: thereās food at home the trio, muttering: i fucking hate this family
the sequel trio in the falcon with han: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds! han: [pulls into drive thru] the trio:Ā [cheering] han: one black coffee please
the sequel trio in the falcon with luke: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds! luke:Ā mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom
