Serving Saucy Fanfics

and by saucy I mean smutty or the like 💋 Don't see me as a fic-dispensing machine - comment! 😚 I put warnings in the beginning/on reblogs in tags 🤝 am over 18 years old

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My Masterlist

Note that a lot of the things I write have to do with sexual things! 💕🔥

My Request & Rules Masterlist 💋

Writing Tips/About my Writing

The Boys

Downton Abbey

Game of Thrones

Gotham

The Handmaid's Tale

Harry Potter

House of the Dragon

Lucifer (DC, TV show)

Marvel

Once Upon a Time

Star Wars

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

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"You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not."

very real, very disappointing indeed 😔 They don't even beed to stare at people live, they can just look at sports videos

[targlocket]

(18+) thinking about ormund's rings. he likes to run the back of his hands on your skin, so you can feel the coolness of the stone and steel. when he grips your thigh, the fat of your hips or throat, ormund loves the marked indents remaining behind from his rings. it's also delightful when you suck on his fingers and choke a little because the emerald brushes the roof of your mouth. even more so when your pussy clenches around two or three of his digits, and he can watch how the rings push in and out of you, coated in slick, glistening in the low light of your chambers. ormund doesn't wash them afterwards. loves to bring the steel to his nose and breathe in the remaining scent of you the next day.

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intriguing

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Ormund Hightower's Skills Photo Edits😂

Spoilers for House of the Dragon season 3 episode 3!

Yes, I made the bleach Targaryen Platinum because I can haha

My video edit to it can be found on Youtube and on Tiktok 💅💇‍♂️

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Ormund: with the power of the Gods and anime Targaryen bleach 💪

[goldcrescent]

The fact is no one actually asked Ormund to bring his army, last season Alicent jumped into a lake in her pristine white shift no soap no shampoo no volumizing conditioner and Ormund immediately sensed it and started marching because under the light of the seven that’s illegal. Hightowers lose 9 servants a day because Ormund has Tessarion on a strict regime of two baths daily (yes they do have to brush her teeth every time) and if anybody gets a single goddamn fingerprint on that dragon’s freshly shined scales he will be making it 10

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I love the glamorification of him 💖💅

[princessbellecerise]

Unlikely Places

Summary ✩ The unusual place your hotd lover likes to fuck you

Warnings ✩ Smut, straight up blasphemy (Aegon), semi-public sex

Jacaerys Velaryon

As the King, it’s not exactly wrong for the two of you to do it, but it does feel taboo every time you ride him on the Iron Throne

Every time you climbed on his lap, mindful of all the sharp points and swords, you couldn’t help but think that you’re breaking some kind of rule that doesn’t exist. After all, Jacaerys is the King and technically it is his seat. As the most powerful man in the realm, there’s no one for you to answer to after doing such an act but it certainly feels like you should

The first time that he asked you to do it, you thought that he was crazy. It was so unlike Jacaerys to do something so…risky, that you genuinely thought it was a prank at first

Only when realized you that your husband was completely serious did you really start to consider it

And you had to admit, the rush of power that you got as you bounced on your husband’s cock, riding the most powerful man in the most powerful seat in the realm was nothing like you’d ever experienced before

It quickly became your guilty pleasure to do so, never minding when Jacaerys summoned you to the throne room at such late hours

For you knew what awaited you when you climbed those steps, and each time you were filled with delicious anticipation to do it all over again

Aemond Targaryen

Ever since he was a child, Aemond had been absolutely fascinated by dragons

His obsession with those beasts was almost unnatural as his mother used to say, and you were quite inclined to agree as one day, Aemond tried to convince you to let him fuck you on top of Vhagar

Of course, the request had been so ridiculous that you genuinely thought your husband to be ill at first, maybe having contracted some disease during his many travels

Only when you saw Aemond’s confident smirk did you realize that it was indeed not a jest, and your husband really did want you to ride him on top of a fucking dragon

So there you were, thousands of feet in the air and praying that you didn’t fall as you straddled Aemond’s lap

You held onto him tight as your cunt sank down, your hips moving with his in the large saddle

Every kiss, every touch was concealed within the clouds, Vhagar flying steady while you rode your husband. The sound of her wings masked the pathetic way you cried for Aemond, filthy praises and words of encouragement being whispered in your ears as you soared across the skies

Aegon Targaryen

Aegon figures that if he’s going to hell anyways, he may as well have a little fun in his mortal life

What’s life without a little risk anyways, he figures. This is why he has no problem fucking you in the Sept of Seven, having you on your knees, naked in front of the statue of the Mother

Instead of praying to her though, you worship him. You praise his cock and the way it makes you feel so good—better than praying, really

The absolute trill of someone coming in and getting caught is like no other. Sometimes, Aegon even hopes that you’ll be discovered—preferably by his mother or that cunt of Septa that’s always preaching about sin and virtue

He imagines their faces as he fucks you from behind, taunting you and making you look directly at the statue when you cum around him

Aegon’s never really believed in the Gods much, but the way your cunt feels wrapped around him is heavenly

And to him, there’s truly no greater tasting sin

Daemon Targaryen

Otto Hightower had once called Daemon brazen, irresponsible, violent, arrogant, reckless and a second Maegor

He supposed that it was true, but still, Otto Hightower was a cunt in Daemon’s mind, and the Prince would do anything to get back at him

…Including fucking in his bed

In Daemon’s very weak defense, he hasn’t meant to, really

When he pulled you in a for a kiss, intending to take you quickly before he had to attend a meeting later in the day, he hadn’t been paying attention to where he pulled you

He just wanted to feel you, to touch you before he had to leave for the day

And what do you know—the place that he ends up brining you to fufill your hurried tryst was the fucking Tower of the Hand

Neither of you realize it at first, too caught up in each other to notice the amount of green, grey and white around you

It isn’t until you stumble onto the actual bed, Daemon fumbling to get your clothing off do you finally look up and you’re greeted by a portrait of Otto fucking Hightower on the walls

Alarmed, you immediately tell Daemon and it takes only a second to realize where you’ve accidentally stumbled

Of course, Daemon thinks it’s hilarious and even if you want to leave, a little creeped out at the thought of being fucked on the same sheets the Hand of the King sleeps on, Daemon is entirely too thrilled to leave

Once the idea is in his brain, it won’t be going any time soon

A mischievous grin grows on your lover’s face, and somehow, Dameon convinces you to let him take on Otto’s clean, perfectly folded sheets, loving the way you mess them up with your messy fucking

Of course, he’ll just blame the servants for all the mess, but now every time he faces Otto there’s always a knowing smirk on Daemon’s face, smug that the Hand will never know the dirty things said and done on the very mattress he sleeps on

Cregan Stark

Cregan was the Lord of Winterfell, and because of that he was allowed to eat where he pleased, train where he pleased…and fuck where he pleased

It was this that he reminded you of as he took you in one of the hot springs the castle had to offer, water splashing as your husband’s hips thrust into yours

He had you on his lap, your tits pressed against his warm wet chest as you bounced on his cock

The both of you were well aware that this was a public place and that anyone could stumble upon you, but that only spurred you on more

Honestly, seeing your honorable and kind husband act so reckless was a turn on in itself, loving the way Cregan grunted and didn’t care who heard him

He was lost in the feel of your cunt and the warm water which only added to the sensations

Add that to the trill of getting caught, and neither of you really lasted long when you fucked in the springs

Still panting and filled with your husband’s seed, you grinned as you ran a hand through his tangled hair

“Another day without being caught,” You said, slightly disappointed

Cregan shrugged. “Well, maybe we’ll succeed next time.”

Benjicot Blackwood

“Ben, not here! Someone could see us!”

“Then let them see. Let those Bracken cunts see how a real man pleases his Lady wife,” Benji whispered, and you couldn’t even deny that fucking right on the Blackwood-Bracken boundary line didn’t bring a kind of fire to your veins that you craved

Your lover had always been more shy and sweet than anything else, but you knew just how deep his hatred for the Brackens ran when he threw all of that away and fucked you so close to their territory

Deep, satisfactory moans left his lips as he rutted into you, the thrill of getting caught edging you both on like no other

You pressed against Benji, panting as his cock drove in out of you and hit your sweet spots over and over

All you could think about, all you craved was cumming around your husband’s cock while his enemies watched; and you did

Benji was beyond proud of himself as you moaned and let the entirety of House Bracken know what was happening. Let them know how good he was making you feel

He felt bad for the wives of those smug cunts as surely they’d never know such pleasure, but at least Benji knew that you couldn’t relate

The Brackens could say whatever they wanted about his family, but at least the Blackwoods knew how to fuck

And who knows, if they were watching, then maybe they’d even learn a thing or two from Benji

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@alyssa-dayne

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Things I Like About Alicole (Alicent Hightower x Criston Cole) 🤺👑

(in no specific order, as an interesting ship, not a perfect relationship)

1. subverted trope of knight x queen: Criston's not a perfect knight, they're not enough to make each other happy, Gwayne is ready to kill Criston as punishment. And both have religious guilt about their secret. They would stop as soon as the other person wanted to, but then they always continue. But the worship isn't forgotten: "she has been the beacon I follow" since saving his life on the day she wore the color of the Hightower beacon and was still in the background despite the initial attention

2. reminder of Criston x Rhaenyra and Rhaenicent: Alicent and Criston have sex in Rhaenyra's old room, Criston is in the type of relationship he rejected with Rhaenyra, Alicent commits the sin she hated her childhood friend for 3. chemistry 😍 I wasn't always an Alicole shipper (disliked that Rhaenyra is with her uncle and Alicent with her one-night-stand 🥲)

4. Alicent finally getting to experience good sex 🥳 and with someone who will deny it 5. hetero pairing (not characters, Alicent's definitely attracted to Rhaenyra) with benefits, which shows their concerns and guilt instead of being pure sex scenes or focusing on romance. Bonus points cause there's a focus on the woman's enjoyment but he's clearly into it too (which would perpetuate the idea that men pleasuring women cannot enjoy it) 🙂‍↕️ They shouldn't be endgame in an ideal world, and it's nice to see relationships that weren't written to be shipped.

6. statements left unsaid: their real feelings for each other, Alicent's disappointment in the man who's supposed to to be her protector, Alicent's more detailed opinion of Rhaenyra, compliments they will never get to hear... 🥀

They've come a long way for me, and now I even edited them 🥰 If you're interested, here are the links to it on Youtube and on Tiktok

[jotterjots]

I really don’t get the interpretations of this scene:

As a power play by Criston. I’ve seen some people say that this is him “demanding” her favor? And that she’s mad to give it to him?

The power play already happened at the council meeting when Ser Criston decided to send himself away from King’s Landing. He already showed his new authority supersedes hers. This is them navigating the fallout of that.

And to me it’s more like. Ser Criston is trying to get her to understand that he’s doing this FOR her and not in spite of her. He will not be by her side as her sworn protector, but he is still on her side. He wishes to honor her, and while Alicent still isn’t happy about it, she gives him her blessing anyways.

The look she gives him says to me, “You better be right about this. You better come back.”

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To me, this is Ser Criston showing her that he still cares about her and wants her comfort.

It's their way of saying regardless of what happened, we can comfort each other

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Rhaenyra's writing this season makes me less interested in her and Rhaenicent 😪

Anyone else feel that way? (I hope it gets better after the first episodes)

From season 2 on she seems to get weaker and weaker (saying she can't win the war, that terrible line about possessing the weak traits of a woman but having the heart of a king) just so the writers can contrast her better with men 🤨

Meanwhile Alicent is allowed nuance of being knowledgeable but kept from sharing wisdom, mattering to her sons but not enough, etc.

From the book fans I've gotten the impression that lots of characters are out of character (or missing, like Nettle), regardless of their side

Hope it gets better 😄

[0nlybitt3r4may]

hotd has me wondering at what point do i stop hating a character and instead the writer

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They want the women to be the main characters, but then take away their canon personalities (heard that especially Alicent is different), as if women couldn't be how GRRM wrote them.

And the side characters are kinda lacking? I wanted more Rhaena, but she gets so little time to shine and Rhaenyra's lines from season 3 alreasy made me lose hope 😔

[selkiewife]

Olivia Cooke's masterclass of acting in *that* scene with Aemond. Like she goes from being a masterful manipulator to realizing Aemond is shifting into wanting to kiss her, to being appalled but freezing and flashing back to Viserys as she swallows, to forcing herself to go through with it in order to mollify him, to dissociating during it, to breaking it with slight disgust but catching herself before he can notice and then smiling at him at the end- playing it off as if it was just a "normal mother son kiss." Incredible. Horrible. Insanely great acting Olivia Cooke I love you.

Also before he went in for the kiss I was so nervous that he was going to call her a traitor and tell her he knew everything. I was expecting that so fully that when he went in for the kiss I was almost relieved for a moment. I was like, oh no it's okay he's just going in for a kiss... Wait that's far from ok haha.

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At first I was so mad it wasn't fake, but once again, in a show based on GRRM's work, the actors do their job 🥲💅

[zombiebones0w0]

Sea Otter Turner

so you know how the Dutchman crew are slowly turning into werid sea monsters. But then you have bill who's just human but with some things on him?

I thought it would be cute if instead he was slowly turning into a sea otter similar to davy and maccus. Since he does appear to be a nice old man, maybe a little shy (my little headcanon) I wanted to give him a more cute animal.

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How creative!

Always disliked the difference, but I guess he had Will so he's not been there as long as the others...or should I say non-otters? 🤭😂

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I made a Barbara Kean x Lee Thompkins Edit 💎

inspired by the fact that they wear similar jewelry in season 2 episode 3 (red, silver on Barbara, gold on Lee) 😍

The rest is an AU in which they're lovers

on Youtube

and on Tiktok

[redwhitebruise]

I think Homelander is such a big comfort character and f/o for me because of how... Stable he seems-- in the craziest way possible? In the way that he feels unbreakable. His delusions and confidence are a solidified wall I can support myself with.

He's also survived medical torture in childhood which I can relate to as someone who survived psychiatric ward abuse as a child.

I bet being his favorite person feels like obtaining ultimate safety in the most unsafe way.

The idea of his control is calming and comforting when I feel so much heavy responsibility on a day-to-day basis just trying to survive while being a queer, disabled, trauma survivor living under the poverty line.

Also-- he is an incredible stand-in for real systems that have hurt me. The idea of being cradled by the embodiment of said systems instead is very alluring.

(Anyone else who has Homelander as an f/o and/or comfort character feel free to add on in reblogs what drew you to him :) )

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nice explanation of it!

"I bet being his favorite person feels like obtaining ultimate safety in the most unsafe way." damn, so accurate 🫢

He's a little way too frightening for me most of the time, but sometimes he feels like the perfect karma person for the system who hurt and shaped him.

[laz2y5]

the boys finale to ME

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wow, what a rawness 🤌😈

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RIP The Boys NSFW Potential

You could've shown lots of fun superpower sexual scenes, but decided to use real-life hard/niche kinks as shock value to a point where unless someone with said kink is also into humiliation, watching it is just sad. 😔

It started respectful/nuanced (Homelander's mommy kink, Annie's eyes glowing), but went downhill

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Gotham Characters as Elves (Gotham 2014 x Lord of the Rings Crossover) 🧝‍♂️🧝‍♀️

Don't take the quality too seriously: some I edited well, some are more concept art 😂 (a few were easy to get to look right, others very difficult, especially different sexes & hair textures in inspiration pic vs. character)

not Ivy holding the Arkenstone like her personal heating device 🤭 Also small tip: try to use people with similar body types cause changing Selina's arms and chest from Legolas' body was unnecessarily difficult 😄

This is an absolute slay. My favorite so far. Tabitha's face changed the whole vibe of this Arwen still. 🥰

one of the easier ones despite needing to change the skin tone

Yeah, the ears are difficult, but Jim's is the closest I've edited them so far

Hugo Strange and Ethel Peobody will not look boring while they bring people back to life! 💅 (inspired by some of Hugo's ties and that one pink top Ethel wore).

You could call Arkham the creepy Rivendell version of Gotham 👻 Hugo has my favorite costume change in this crossover (Ethel's robe on the other hand suffered from me having to copy parts of it so she doesn't have Galadriel's hair)

Her hair looks very special and I like the golden flower details I did, but now I'm sad it may look quirky compared to the other ones, but I love how unrealistic her hair is. Goldberry-and-Tom-Bombadil-kinda far-from this world 🌼

@broken-lycan Here are the first edits! I will make more and put links the next and last on each post 💚

Comments are very much appreciated. As you will see, I worked hours on this idea ☺️

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yeah, we can see that! 😙 Tabitha's gorgeous and Strange & Peabody look very Gotham fashionista 💅

Ivy worrying about the lack of research on female and intersex bodies: