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There is something so special about teen superhero team dynamics, from Power Rangers to magical girls and everything in between.

I help you fight evil. I let you sleep on my lap when we get back home. I know everything about you, things your parents never will. We've almost died together. We study for tests together. We are discovering ourselves. I hope I still know you in ten years. You turned evil once. I still got you a birthday present.

livefasteattrash

I’m on a flight from Amsterdam to Atlanta and there is a fly on the plane

He is going to be so confused when we land

livefasteattrash

omg what if he just went out for some fly groceries and his family is just waiting for him to come home

livefasteattrash

like was this an accidental transatlantic flight, mr. fly, or are you running from SOMETHING

houdinigenie

when ur the oldest in the squad and shower them w advice and affection

amusementforme

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

fromalibraspov

MY FAVORITE CELEBRITIES THROUGHOUT THE SIGNS

democraticsenator

Deleted this post because it said Iggy Azalea for my sign and this is not adequate Gemini representation literally a stock photo of a garbage can would’ve been suffice but I can’t even get that

bandshops

When you hear fall out boy in the distance

casdcan

I need everyone to watch this I’m smiling so fucking big

rroslyn

DO NOT FUCKING IGNORE

snorlaxatives

*sees someone walking their dogs at 1:00 in the blazing sun when it’s 100 degrees outside* those poor pups… their poor smol paws… they must be so hot… save them…

supernova-society-deactivated20

The general rule is if it’s too hot for YOU to walk barefoot, don’t put your dog on it. My neighbor once 2nd degree burns on his feet from the sidewalk in Phoenix so I ALWAYS check the sidewalk before letting my dog out.

snorlaxatives

protect your pups paws yall!!!

kinetickell

if you must walk them, put tiny puppy shoes on them then they’ll be safe and cuter

owlmylove

dear people with high grades, a regular fitness regime and a pleasant social life: do you still have the number of that demon you made a deal with because i’d really like to get in touch with them

Damn

deep

yo i saw this across my dash SO many times & I’m just now understanding it

tfw when high and at a family reunion

great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!

me: where

c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *only endless screaming*

psychic: what the fuck

fruitappreciation

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

brandiwhine

there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

a sign from the heavens