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I once saw someone make an aesthetic edit of Rick Astley's 'never gonna give you up' and nothing in my life made sense until that moment.

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[skiiiba-deactivated20191010]

[ermamu]

[sixpenceee]

Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)

[fleetingcolors-blog]

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW

[gatta-cicova]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

[robbyrobinabitch]

This

Has the same energy as this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whx-m]

i just bawled my eyes out and it feels like i just got the biggest hug to my soul. thank you thank you thank you. it is sacred and it is SAFE the poster will not tell anyone even what state this is in, only thats this is in USA. even if you are not indigenous i hope this lifts your spirits and comforts you.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

#for those who dont know for the Lakota ppl#a white buffalo is a sacred symbol of hope and restoration i believe#i am not Lakota but i am so happy for you all !!

Welcome to the world, white buffalo. Come through.

[beachdeath]

[br-ook]

back to school shopping for a backpack

[aroranger]

don’t forget your pencils!!

[kaneklee-deactivated20241016]

and your lunch

[politifag]

and your asswhoopen nerd 

[gurenaii]

[omni-hermit-king-deactivated201]

this just made my day.

[everythingfox]

If I was a Walmart aisle, I would be the miscellaneous section

[dragonthistle]

Yes full of randomness but always a joy to be in.

[everythingfox]

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[fabled-fawn-deactivated20220819]

I just wanna bathe in rose water

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[noodlehorsecomics]

[laur-rants]

Have you ever wanted to own a noodle horse dragon alien?? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.

[plaguedctr]

hey! dont just randomly adopt a greyhound, especially if theyre a rescue!! you need to do some research first. rescues are A LOT of work

greyhounds require DAILY exercise!! but they are sprinters, not endurance runners, they need a safe enclosed place to run around or extra long walks. however they can run into danger at great speeds unless in safe area

since greyhounds are sighthounds they will have a tendency to chase smaller animals (especially since these are former racers, they will be more inclined)

so PLEASE make sure you are suited to owning a greyhound before adopting one! they are lovely and very sweet animals and deserve to be happy in a perfect home!!

[gentlealien]

Reblogging this version since it contains further information that I should have included in my initial reblog. These dogs need homes but please make sure you do your research and don’t take on more than you can handle, both for the sake of yourself and the dog!

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable