King Luckram II

My real name is Cameron, male, single, sexuality has changed from straight to yeehaw. Fair warning, I do NOT support any groups and have a strong dislike for anything politically correct. I strive to judge the individual, not the group they're associated with but sometimes I do make errors in my judgment. Don't be a bitch to me, and I won't be a dick to you. Mainly a blog for my random thoughts and reblogging funny things.

[karasratworld]

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

happy 10th birthday to 7 rats in a box of (pet-safe) packing peanuts

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[lavenderoceanss]

I once wore green cargo pants with a black hoodie in Belfast in the mid 2000s and two separate people yelled "alright there Kim Possible?"

[babyanimalgifs]

The facial expression she makes every time she takes a sip.

(Source)

[nero-draco]

[chef-boygirlardee]

[daisilynn]

EVR3Y BUDDY ‘S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

[j-lyn]

his best quality: his wiggles

[headspace-hotel]

These are the most exquisite wiggles I’ve ever seen

[kainablue]

Exceptionally fluent in wiggles

[drtanner]

The poise! The focus! The tail! A+ wiggles, just incredible. <3

[king-luckram]

Squigglishious

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[were--ralph]

forever impressed with the speed his face changed

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

[king-luckram]

It took me a minute. I was like "where? Where meow meow?" I found it though, sneaky lil bastard.

[caats]

[everythingfox]

Petition for a longer video

[lillyloon]

Anyways, yall stop whatever you're doing and go watch The Amazing Digital Circus right now

[king-luckram]

I like how she kinda reminds me of a honk honk version of peppino.

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[tanknspank]

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

[king-luckram]

I wonder if this is what it was like for Hugh Neutron when he sat on that banana that changed his life forever.

[marinella-ela]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They just fuckin go

[transkojiro]

minecraft players when they get elytras

[heartwarminganimals]

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

[king-luckram]

Forest puppy cat.

[thetursithan]

Another personal hygiene genius....

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

Is this the eclair throat goat guy???

[so-much-for-subtlety]

It's Joseph! 😍 he's my friend from New Zealand, and when I moved to NYC I crashed on his sofa for a couple weeks while I was finding my own place. He's a genuinely super sweet and nice guy please follow his socials.

[angelxd-3303]

This looks like something an eccentric inventor would make, showcased in the opening credits scene of his early 2000's film. Also, he's probably played by Robin Williams.

[king-luckram]

Engineers.

[kaijutegu]

If you've ever wondered if my swimming tegu gets in the water voluntarily: yes and good luck keeping her out of it.

[cantsayidont]

Sea monster mode activated.

[king-luckram]

Witness the power of the new all-terrain lizard by Sobe.

[king-luckram]

How does being a Marine Biologist and getting fired work? Like do you just pack up all the new fishies you discovered and just bippity boppity boop the fuck on home?