[plaguedocboi]

You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium

[ikohiki]

Keiner so wie du

[doityourselfbombs]

what if you had a cunty little bob and a fun knife collection and then your best friend died and you bring him back inside your head and somehow you become a mother and a father and a sister at once to a child who MIGHT be two of your dead friends and then you become nonbinary and find out that child is actually the soul of the earth. happened to my good friend paul.

[musubeans]

saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

[tattedpetticoats]

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

"who the fuck is old man yaoi, lad"

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[catsofyore]

Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

[sandmandaddy69]

[loth-caatgirl]

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[cannibalchicken]

[whitecop]

me when i fucking GET you

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[animentality]

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[ferrethavermoved-deactivated202]

women should get even more childless

[velvetterabby]

Sweetest muse of creation