Wandering Seer

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[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[appleexchange]

Listen up, Scarers!

We like Halloween. And we know you like Halloween, too. So what does that mean, you ask? Great question! It means that YOU are officially invited to join our Candy Apple Keyblade Exchange (or, CAKE) – a Halloween-themed Kingdom Hearts gift exchange! As a Scarer, you are entitled to: Make ONE Halloween-themed request of your choice, in exchange for ~~ooOOooHHhh~~ filling another Scarer’s darkest desire! Apply here!

This is how it will go:

You get to fill out our application form, which will have a space for YOU to tell us YOUR Halloween-themed Kingdom Hearts desire!

Keep in mind your request may be filled by fic OR art, so the form is designed to keep your requests on the simpler side.

We will take all of the Scare Requests and compile them ANONYMOUSLY into one post.

You will claim ANOTHER SCARER’S request to fulfill with either fic or art.

The fest will stay anonymous UNTIL POSTING, so do not post your claim publicly until the posting period begins!!

If you post your work on AO3, you can add it to our AO3 collection.

What’s allowed?

Fic: A minimum of 5K words.

Art: At minimum, lineart and a simple background with flat color.

Maximum Rating: PG-13, or light blood and gore. This fest is open to minors, so please keep that in mind when filling a request!

Timeline:

September 8, Signups Close

September 13, Claiming Begins

September 30, First Check-In

October 14, Second Check-In

October 27, Posting Begins

– APPLICATION –

– TWITTER –

[lilicrevere]

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

So I looked on twitter and found a gofundme (link below) made to help afford food and medical care for the protesters that’s five months old. The violence has reached this level of massacre only recently, but this post doesn’t explain what’s happening or why they’re protesting. I’m not very good at research (ADHD? laziness? idk), but I found a BBC article with a quick search that summarizes the past few months (link also below). If anyone’s better at finding sources or has another way we can help, please add to this or correct me or whatever needs done.

Please reblog this version.

https://www.gofundme.com/emergency-medical-aid-for-sudan

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-48511226

[unclefather]

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

me: 

[rinokami]

More like

Disney: “We’re going to take all our movies off of streaming sites INCLUDING THE ONE WE ALREADY OWN (Hulu) so we can put them on a separate one and milk even more money out of you.”

Me:

[bubblycowboy]

[haylyay]

[trustmeimafraggle-deactivated20]

Disney owns everything, and even if they didn’t own it, they will eventually

[boogiepopular]

Holy shit.

[germanmoonhowler]

I think it would be easier to list what they DO NOT own….

[lesbiansandpuns]

version of the graphic that you can enlarge

[unnobody]

so I got around to sketching out some certain members… I started this forever ago with Xigbar because I wanted to try and draw him with his weapon ( since their weapons look different in this au even if remotely the same ) before I got around to adding in a Lexaeus with his weapon in the au. I also took this as a chance to somewhat update Lex since I realised I hadn’t really done much with his hair - so added some sideburns to him.

[khfriendlyreminders]

Link to the new main blog @brightcrest-wayfinder

Link to the (still under construction) discussion blog @indescribable-lore

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[ladyofatraditionalkind]

Teach them kindness.

[thefunniestguyievermet]

My son, 4yo: You can do it, Mommy! You’re strong and you’re a big boy!

[arr-jim-lad]

jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

*wipes a tear* u go girl

[musashi]

this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.

[nagito-komaedead]

I cant believe there is finally an analysis on team rocket im so proud 

[darkvolley]

I just had a theory pop into my head. Okay, so during the scene at the end of BbS(I think it’s after the stuff with Aqua in the Realm of Darkness, I can’t quite recall), after Terra is talking with Master Xehanort and the part with Braig and Terranort, we see a scene of little Ienzo and Ansem the Wise walking down the hall. Ienzo stops, which gets Ansem’s attention. He turns around-

-and what he sees is Braig and Terranort.

Why would Ienzo, a seemingly normal young boy, feel the need to turn and stare at them like that?

It’s because he can sense darkness! The English translation of COM would tell you he can smell it though, but that’s all a mistranslation. Anyway, in COM both Riku and Zexion could sense/smell darkness. If Riku, also a normal boy, has the ability, then so should Ienzo, not just Zexion. Despite the whole sensing/smelling darkness thing never being mentioned outside COM, I feel that little moment right there is supposed to not only show that there’s something off about Braig and Terranort, but also be a sutble reminder that Ienzo has always had his ability to sense/smell darkness!

[wvoukbb]

Ienzo drawing I did quite a while back! (I can’t believe I totally forgot to post this here haha) T^T;;;

[darkvolley]

tbh its kinda wild because i legitimately had 0 thoughts about zexion/ienzo in any other game but his very first scene in kh3 i was suddenly sucker punched in the face like 'who is this Sweet Boy'

Oh worm anon. Like, I don’t remember my thoughts and opinions from way back when very well, but I know that despite liking Zexion I was never hyperfixated on him before 3. Like, it’s been Roxas, Saix, Young Xehanort, Sora + Riku, and Terra through all these years, but never Ienzo/Zexion before now. I think it may have to do with the change in fandom mentality from then to now. Like, back then the emo type was popular, but not at the top, and nowadays like probably the best thing you could have is a ‘best boy’ or like the 'son’ type character, which Ienzo has become a perfect example of. It probably has to do with a lot of us growing up and being adults now so there’s a slight parental instinct perhaps? I don’t wanna say that for sure since I’m a girl and I absolutely hate the idea of having ~maternal instincts~, but at the same time…. boy….

But like, flanderization was way more bad than it seems to be now. Everyone had one personality trait that got taken way out of proportion and they ended up becoming that one trait. Zexion being emo, Marluxia being like 100% horny all the time, Roxas being aggressively nihilistic, Demyx being so dumb to the point I’d personally say he was infantilized(i.e. Saix Puppy comics making him seem like a 10 year old). So like, for most of us that were in the fandom back then it got difficult to remember who the characters really were.

In the case of Zexion he didn’t have much screen time, back then only being in CoM and re:CoM, so there wasn’t really much to see. People got too attached to the emo hair and his seriousness + snarkiness cuz there wasn’t much else we saw. He’s not even emo, just serious with a bit of sass. Maybe a slight ego even.

And I think maybe deep down for those of us that just consumed the fandom material and not create it we knew all along that those weren’t accurate versions, but there was like nothing else to consume, so the fandom probably had an effect on not liking or being neutral to a character you otherwise would like very much if it was easy to focus on the canon version.

…I don’t… know what happened here. I don’t remember if I was going anywhere with this. I went on a rant and I don’t even think I was fully on topic. I don’t think I needed to say like, any of this. Screw it tho.

[darkvolley]

Damn, you are 100% right and Ienzo deserved MUCH better, poor boy. I'd like to imagine that once Demyx/Myde finds out, he'll just go "What do you MEAN you never played on a playground??" and just. Drag Ienzo to the nearest playground, sit him down on the swing and start pushing him, with Ienzo just going "????" with that adorable confused look he can have, but actually having the time of his life.

Oh my godddddd, ugh thats cute!!! I really hope there is a playground in Radiant Garden just for that. I’m sure he’s tall enough to push himself on the swing, but god thats still so- uuuugh!!!! Yesssss!!!!

But none of the adults took Ienzo to the playground!! 😭😭😭😭 How dare they!! But let if be Ansem that takes him too! Some good ol’ adoptive father son bonding time! It’ll be kinda weird with Ienzo being grown, but please, let them bond. I need them bonding. 😭😭😭😭

[wvoukbb]

I’m wondering where the members of Organization XIII are getting a night’s sleep, so here’s a quick manga of my guess with poor english ^^;

[darkvolley]

Plot twist: Even is actually Ienzo’s dad/grandpa and sensing darkness is a family trait.

Don’t even make me consider Even and Ienzo being related.

[darkvolley]

Looking through the scene again, something caught my eye.

The way Ienzo just stands there and looks at the Floods is strange. He’s so unfazed and clearly not scared. They even just stand there too and observe him. What does it mean? I can’t figure it out.

[rockdrop]

Smol & Big Ienzo

[spadefish]

two different ienzo naga ‘outfits’. Patrons got the no-clothes base and one more alt!