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[ass-pushkin]

This will be a Hawaiian shirt for drinking beer on beautiful summer evenings.

[ass-pushkin]

Porches of Moscow are waiting for me

[ass-pushkin]

Guys it's so good😭❤️

Going for a walk tomorrow with my daughter wearing:

1. Hawaiian shirt

2. White wifebeater

3. Black shorts with a cool skeleton

4. Crocs

5. Beer socks

No one would ever believe I'm not a lesbian

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[targetedknowledge]

[kingdomofthebread]

i guess they really do

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[tabloidweather]

19 May 2026

The forecast just keeps getting "better"!!

[kingdomofthebread]

God bless ЖОПА #prev

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[kingdomofthebread]

try for a sleep deprivation record and tell us after

[solaceon]

Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

[silkentine]

In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

[stroebe2]

[cutecipher]

you checked your tracking info too much and your package got shy

[kingdomofthebread]

Customs employees actually detect these shy posts and steal them.

[beemovieerotica]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[pukicho]

I still hate the concept of streaming. Edit your shit and get back to me. Not even Jesus was interesting enough to listen to 24/7

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[kingdomofthebread]

two paths

[honeyhop]

the humble weedwhacker