dream on, bright eye

h e l l o, my name is mac and when i grow up, i want to be a pony. infj. they/them.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[page-three-hundred-and-94]

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

[ohcarararara]

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

[periwinxle]

sorry i had to

[kinghim]

Hi Mac! 🥰🤗

hey that's me!

[important-animal-images]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[albertserra]

Playing Witcher 3 and avoiding having sex with women

[thatguythatlikesmgsandfungus]

This isn't that difficult I'd say the majority of people that played Witcher 3 avoided it completely

[thatguythatlikesmgsandfungus]

Oh you mean in game

[sword-and-nightingale]

How...how difficult is it to not have sex with women in Witcher 3?

[fluffyhoundoom]

Lets just say, it takes more Dialog options than having it

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[anexperimentallife]

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[hellenhighwater]

Yes

YES

The sprinkler is IN

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

also wear lingerie. next question

[imaginedsoldier]

Overwatch design philosophy is combining someone’s fetish and someone else’s bigotry, throwing a dartboard at a map and then covering it in gundam armor

[chaostheparrot]

I’M CRYING DFGDFGLDFKHLJFDHLFJGHLJSDGHDLSAGHJ

[funnytwittertweets]

[niyarest]

my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................

[niyarest]

she

[niyarest]

now rubber glove from the sink......... girl do you want me to do the fucking dishes.........