listenin 2 machine girl in a mcdonalds parking lot

dante (he/him) 25 trans guy no minors

[c0keb0dy]

[lillie-garden]

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

[lillie-garden]

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

[redwaltz]

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

[lillie-garden]

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

[lillie-garden]

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

[helpeverythingiscats]

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

[lillie-garden]

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

[helpeverythingiscats]

[demilypyro]

gameoverse seems fun enough. but the cynical feminist in me can't help herself. all the male characters are like, cartoon blobs, which is contrasted strongly by the two major female characters in this pilot, both of whom are hour-glass shaped humanoid women who spend most of their screentime in swimsuits. and like that's not an outright dealbreaker but i *am* staring into the camera with my eyebrows raised.

[demilypyro]

idk i'm getting really tired of this "connecticut clark and malfina" type shit where male characters get to be Silly Abstract Little Guys but women have to be women shaped. it's this male-as-default thing that i hate where you don't need to add anything to a character design to imply male-ness but the woman better have wide hips and booba or else yknow like idk it's not outright Offensive but it is tiring

[another-cliche-title]

how it feels seeing a woman depicted in any media

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[sandmandaddy69]

[knuckle-actual]

Drip tbh

[tippydoorman]

ohtori academy group chat getting into heated discourse over whether utena can use he/him pronouns as a lesbian that becomes utter chaos when utena chimes in with "im not a lesbian though I'm just a normal girl"

[9cl-deactivated20250421]

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

[transstrider]

my boyfriend and i fell asleep on the couch and i woke up and immediately sat up bc i was like i can’t fall asleep with my head on another man’s chest i have a boyfriend and then had to recalibrate and remember that man was my boyfriend what does that mean

[bruzum]

[nemfrog]

Roman snail. Outlines of zoology. 1929.

Internet Archive

[partyyynextwhore]

Reindeer horn

[dogpuppy]

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[e-102]

[taylornprice]

shells

[tonysopranoproskater69420]