Kimmy

23. I'm just here for a good time. Kimmy. sc: tomlindone. #BLM *my lmao tag is lit*

[toastbutteregg]

[unclefather]

[toastbutteregg]

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

your whole life really 😍

[flannelizard]

i want…more fat girls in media

[flannelizard]

and no this does not mean that i want fat characters who have jokes made about their fat. i want fat girls who are seen as beautiful and not a single comment about their weight is ever made.

[bgm05]

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

[thebootydiaries]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[leloqier]

Its???? Clearly an orangutan??????

[enigmatic-plague]

pretty sure that’s a leopard gecko

[makeuphall]

[aewm]

me in the group chat:

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[30-minute-memes]

A well deserved rest

[kingkimmy]

Two days into tinder and I already sucked a dick, Jesus Christ

[allexpensivethingz]

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

[kingkimmy]

I need a friend.

[kingkimmy]

I hate sharing my bed on god

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[shinosarna]

so? theyre busy relaxing in bed, mind your own business