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shark vs the universe
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hey these are our other blogs
yeah so most our info is in our bio but here’s our relevant blogs that follow from here
@arcane-trolls (homestuck fantroll rp/ask/story/whump blog, semi active)
@acid-tube (belongs to a specific headmate, also a mad science blog)
@transgender-eevee (pokémon irl/rotomblr blog)
we have a couple others that are either inactive or have our name on it somewhere if you find em you find em
I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life
Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:
fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦♀️
The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!
It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
follow me
don't worry
she's been waiting
can you hear her beating
worship her
you don't need to know the way back
Sir this is the single sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this website.
It's been years and this post is still making half of tumblr extremely horny for wires
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
4yo: actually, my dad work for nike
Me: my dad works for dinosaur
4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑
On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.
Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?
Do you want to see more sword crime? 👀
I’m amazed by sword crime in the same way I am by a volcanic explosion or a massive storm. Obviously I don’t want this to happen but I can still be in awe of it.
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here
ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper
daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch
i’m sorry but what the actual fuck
a cackling witch
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*
