Straight Cash, Homie

Anna, 22, ND/MN RIP 2016: Prince/Robin Williams/Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[gayvampiretown]

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

The Twilight Renaissance is not what I expected in 2019 but you know what? Fine.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[undergroundcities-deactivated20]

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

[chekhov]

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

[kiethsmells]

PSA

[thebootydiaries]

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

[m-eowdy]

yes he tried to lick my toes

[thebootydiaries]

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

[hey-its-lola-cola]

[nakamorijuan]

Men fight great but Women are great fighters.  Original by “We are planets passing by”

[cinquespotted]

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

a person of color: racism–

a white european, materializing out of nowhere: actually i’m not from america so i don’t get this. can someone explain this? race is actually a US-centric concept. it was invented in the US. i need you to break this down for me because here in europe we don’t judge people by race. 

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

me: makes this post

white europeans with glass bones and paper skin: ACTUALLY you stupid ethnic american, what you DON’T understand is *insert wikipedia page about the british colonization of ireland/scotland* *insert wikipedia page about the ottoman empire* AND ANOTHER THING, EASTERN EUROPEANS DIDN’T EVER PARTICIPATE IN IMPERIALISM SO DON’T BLAME US, *insert standard speech about how ‘white’ isn’t a category that exists in europe because white people don’t know the difference between racism, ethnic discrimination, and xenophobia and they don’t understand how white supremacy exists as a specific type of hierarchy* 

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

#sorry americans talking about races is racist and that’s that LOL #stop being bitches and so ethnocentric #so tired of this shit#we hardly complain about it #y'all know the term race is stupid but y'all still use it #but that’s fine you can talk about race if you want #it’s easier that way i guess #got used to it by spending time on social media but the first time i saw it was used i was chocked lol #but yeah our cultures are different #but still #there’s only one human race #but we aren’t bitches around are we #you’re the one to bitch about it 

@trapped-little-baby uh oh! it looks like you’re suffering from incurable brain rot and little bitch syndrome!  

[trapped-lilbaby-deactivated2019]

please delete this. I didn’t mean to sound so bitchy. Just felt really angry for no reason… @navyasarchive I sound so pretentious angry and stupid i’m sorry. I wish i didn’t bash out like this. Tried to send you a private message but couldn’t… 

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

nope! 

[nachosforfree]

[clockworkrobotic]

Does anyone remember when marvel announced a new round of Peter Parker spiderman movies and I made that post abt not needing more white spider man. And the smartest dude in the world replied saying that if there was a miles morales movie it’d flop bc nobody has heard of him. Where u at man I just wanna talk

[memes-r-memes]

[dropovers]

[gnotknormal]

A meteor has landed on Earth. It has been contained.

Status:

adorable

[61below]

Thor, directed by Kenneth Branagh

[brandoncarlo]

guys i can’t breathe why is loui wearing this

[zdeno]

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

to any man who’s ever felt insecure or emasculated by a woman cuz she seemed smarter, funnier and/or cooler than him: your feelings are valid and i just want you to know that she IS smarter, funnier and cooler than you, and you are a talentless worm in her presence

[millennial-review-deactivated20]