just some kid with no free time

Oak/19/agender/canada/they-them pronouns

[yazzdonut]

im watching the lilo and stitch series w a friend i only have one thing to say

why disney made gantu so thicc

[nyawave]

hes rockin that crop top AND that knotted belt you know hes ready to fuckin party

[hibikyu-moved-deactivated201712]

gay icon

[theweirdwideweb]

[knuckle]

[kinglearscrownofflowers]

friends, walking with me @ the mall: wanna grab dinner?

me: *opens my mouth as we walk past bath & body works, filter-feeding on the overpowering aromas from 35 yards away* nah I'm good

[kreuzaderny]

[cosmoscenti]

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

[fantasticbeastsandhowtofuckthem]

We get to see the fish dick god fucking bless Guillermo del Toro 

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[leo-bish]

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

[sprouting-colours-deactivated20]

Important

[hayei]

Please reblog this.

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

[nailtipflips]

If you see this, reblog please.

[onlyblackgirl]

This is actually really helpful and watch the whole thing cuz he explains important details I would never have thought of

[shamelesslyunladylike]

Just passing by to point out that watching a video gives you absolutely zero capacity to perform a technique, specially under stress. If you wanna learn a technique, you have to actually practice it, preferably with a partner that’s gonna be un-cooperative. That’s the only way you’ll actually know if it works. Also, you gotta practice it so many times that it becomes muscle memory and you can perform it when you are terrified and clumsy from the adrenaline surge. You gotta repeat it about 100~200 times before you start to actually be able to use it.

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

i wanna burn down valve hq

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

i want to see steam hemmorhage users and lose valve millions of dollars. thats what i fuckin want

[tarafyingcarrot]

what did they do?

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

[penicillium-pusher]

What if Bear Grylls just has a piss kink

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[resistdrumpf]

I’m done seeing nazi faces all over the internet. I prefer images of the resistance.

[percyhoneybee]

a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch. 

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[seventieth]

but then…….who pressed the submit button……….

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

The killer did. As a warning.

[regularlesbian]

this thread has better lore than overwatch

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[totallyboardaf]

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

[slimetony]

How do i talk to goth girls at the craft store

[might-be-a-gliscor]

This isn’t google, you know.

[slimetony]

Your right its tumblr. How do i talk to goth girls at the fucking Michaels

[skygenders]

“You are more than just gay!!” buddy loving girls is half my personality

[stardustshuffle]

I can’t even express how sad it is that someone would imply sexual orientation = personality trait

…. but that’s just me.

[skygenders]

Ur right its just u. Now smash that reblog if gay is every one of your personality traits

[annfosterwriter]

[geekasaur]

fuck it up edith anne!

[cowzroc]

The dedication level of this sass is impressive

[lady-feral]

Always reblog Edith-Anne.